Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Stand up Boston, let 'em see you. Oh, God love you. What am I talking about?



biden_court-jesterSurely You Jest: A heartbeat away?

“My God you have survived and you have soared. It was worth it, I mean it sincerely, just to hear you speak.”  - Joey Biden, Biddening his own remarks  at the Boston Marathon Memorial.

We really need to get someone to follow Joey B around with a mop and bucket to clean up the pieces of his brain that he leaves scattered in his path. On second thought, a tea cup might be sufficient.

alice teacupI don’t remember falling down this rabbit hole!

angry-joeybMe neither!

Oh well, it’s not as if Joey was hired for his brains.

biden codewordTurn the super-secret document around Joey. Is it any wonder pool photographers are banned from these events now?

He was added to the presidential slate because of his common touch:

Joe-Biden-wandering-handNot smart, Joey.

His ability to relate to the common man:

joe biden home depotHi, my name’s Joe, I’m the guy who won’t be able to help you. Butt have a nice day.

And the common man’s woman:

joey hitting on hells angelReally not smart, Joey.

And for his ability to get things done behind the scenes:

Joe-Bidenopoulos-President-Obamas-New-eVPYeah, that’s right, I’m the director.

With unwavering cheerfulness:


And enthusiasm:

joey the bee

All while managing to juggle multiple assignments:

joe-biden-ice-creamNot too fast Joey: brain freeze!

Here’s the bottom line: as long as you’re “clean and articulate,” it doesn’t matter if your brain is white, black or black and white.

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And just because your brain fits in a teacup doesn’t mean you’re unfit to govern, butt unfortunately for Joey, size does still matter.

size matters

Butt  you just keep running Joey; America’s starting to get used to operating with little brains.

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