Because there was no party to mark the 53rd year of Big Guy’s immaculation, Raj and I ordered out. Don’t you hate it when you finish up your Kung Pao Chicken and Moo Shu Pork and find this inside your fortune cookie?
Especially with you-know-what still floating around:
I’ve heard all the experts, including Greg Gutfeld, tell us why we shouldn’t panic over Ebola in America, butt I should point out that these are the same experts who told us we should panic over Bird Flu, Swine Flu and SARS, which there was no need to panic over. So, again, I’m suspect; the combined track record of the CDC and Big Guy’s regime’s doesn’t exactly lend itself to a solid sense of assurance.
In related news, I understand you can still sign BHO’s birthday card, belatedly, and send a REALLY BIG CHECK to commemorate the blessed event. Don’t delay, you’re not getting any younger, or healthier.
Cross-Posted on Patriot Action Network