Thursday, September 4, 2014

Islamic State Zombies: 3 Strategies Revealed

This is not a drill, we have a situation here; the Islamic State Zombies (ISZ) present an existential threat to Western Civilization and you must choose a leader to follow. Which one would you choose?

1. Our Prezzy, who thinks we can shrink the ISZ to a “manageable problem.”

“We know that if we are joined by the international community, we can continue to shrink ISIL’s sphere of influence, its effectiveness, its financing, its military capabilities to the point where it is a manageable problem.”

As far as I know Barry can’t manage his way out of a brown paper bag (racist alert).

“What we’ve got to do is make sure that we are organizing the Arab world, the Middle East, the Muslim world, along with the international community to isolate this cancer,”

Butt if No-Drama-Obama thinks he can somehow manage a ruthless band of Islamo-facists with techniques he learned in community organizing school who am I to question him?

2. Our Vice-Prezzy, who would at least have us follow the ISZ to the gates of hell:

I admire the rhetoric as well as his emotional patriotism; however I am not 100% certain what he means by “follow them to the gates of Hell.” I mean, what if he finds the ISIS leader to be “clean and articulate?”  The last time that happened Joey followed him to the gates of Hell too.

Screenshot Studio capture #850“Because Hell is where they will reside.” I’m right behind you chief!

3. Potentially our next President:

“Bomb them back to the stone age”

And when Senator Cruz draws a line in the sand, somehow I don’t think it’s metaphorical. 

sand to glass

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