Julia arrived amidst a flurry of HOPE and expectations.
Unfortunately things didn’t work out as well as we’d HOPEd and last week the Administration’s girl Director of Secret Service, Julia Pierson, stepped down due to creative differences. As an “unnamed official” told the Washington Post, she apparently had a different vision for the Service that clashed with the one that included protecting the President and his family.
“In the spring, Pierson was irate at what she considered the excessive security measures her team had planned for the U.S.-Africa Leaders Summit, which Obama hosted this summer, demanding that it dismantle extra layers of fencing and reopen closed streets, according to two agency supervisors. Supervisors who had mapped out the security plan said they were taken aback when Pierson, who worked during high school at Walt Disney World as a costumed character and park attendant, said: ‘We need to be more like Disney World. We need to be more friendly, inviting.’”
“More like Disney World?” MORE LIKE DISNEY WORLD!? Where has she been? If we got any more like Disney World around here we’d have to build corals and charge admission.
I’m just going to run through a few of Big Guy’s Administration’s biggest box office hits to date, and you decide for yourself if we need to be any more Disney World:
Mickey Mouse in Black and White – Volumes One and Two!
The Lion King:
Dumbo, of course:
Not to mention some of our other popular hits like Robin Hood, The Black Stallion, Peter Pan, High School Musical, Something Wicked This Way Comes…well, I could go on, butt I think I’ve made my case: we ARE Disney World.
So if Julia and BHO were both on the same page, Disney-wise, it seems like she might have been let go simply because she was a girl. The #WarOnWomen claims yet another victim.
Hey! Do you know what would make a great Disney movie? “The Revenge of Julia”
Plot line: Julia gets fired and decides to screw her day job and just follow her bliss. Happy ending: Julia gets to dance and we get to pay her bills.
Cross-Posted on Patriot Action Network