Sunday, May 31, 2015

Squirrel Nuts, Get Your Squirrel Nuts Here!

It has come to my attention that standards for what constitutes a scandal around Washington have been modified over the past few years. David - oh my, look at those trouser creases!- Brooks explains:
"President Obama has run an amazingly scandal-free administration, not only he himself, but the people around him. He’s chosen people who have been pretty scandal-free,"
Butt one thing that remains a certifiable Washington scandal is sex. Especially if it involves either “gay” or “Republican.” Note: Democrats are immune to even these minimum standards. See David Brooks article cited above.
So, if you’re still interested, there should be adequate squirrel coverage of the Hastert scandal to keep you going for weeks. Be sure to stock up on squirrel nuts to enjoy during the show.

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