50 Shades of Old Grey Mares

Well finally - an explanation for presidential candidate Bernie Sanders’ salacious 1972 story about women fantasizing about rape: he was writing the prequel to 50 Shades of Grey. He called it a “poorly written” piece “of satire” about gender roles. Granted, 50 Shades is also a poorly written book about gender roles, butt make no mistake, it is not satire.
Oh well, at least everything makes perfect sense now: unable to make it as a porn writer, Bernie turns to the next best thing, a career politician.

Nobody knows how to parse 50 Shades of Grey better than a politician

And given that, Democrats now have a wide field of old grey mares to choose from.

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