In this, the 7th year of our historic post-racial, post-partisan presidency, I would like to provide a brief update on our progress toward racial harmony:
- Life Before Obama (aka BCE - Before Common Error):
A diverse mob stampedes through Walmart to buy stuff on Black Friday.
- After Obama (aka CE - Common Error)
A group of “young marauders” rampage through a Macon, Georgia Walmart to break stuff and “see how much damage they could do.” You are not allowed to flaunt your white privilege by calling them “young thugs” as that would be deemed a micro-aggression. So, just shut up.
And that, my friend, is what’s known as “transformation” in the Error of Obama.
Cross-Posted on Patriot Action Network