And speaking of turkeys, did you see that Barry issued a special executive order yesterday, granting amnesty to two turkeys and providing them a pathway to citizenship? All they have to do is pay their past taxes plus a small fine and they will be fixed for life! Is this a great country or what?
So, as you go about preparing and eating your Thanksgiving dinner, be sure you are prepared to discuss terrorism, Syrian refugees and other officially government sanctioned topics with your young brainwashed relatives. Because they are going to be ready for you!
The holiday season is filled with food, traveling, and lively discussions with Republican relatives about politics sometimes laced with statements that are just not true. Here are the most common myths spouted by your family members who spend too much time listening to Rush Limbaugh and the perfect response to each of them.
Here’s how I imagine it going:
Dumb Uncle: Letting Syrian refugees in the country is like hanging a “welcome terrorists” sign on the front door.
You, parroting what you “learned” at the DNC site: The United States has one of the strictest immigrant screening processes in the world.
Dumb Uncle: You can’t screen refugees from a country that has no records or systems to “screen.”
You: Cry and call him a stupid, old, mean Islamophobe and run to your “Safe Place.”
I think that should go well.
Oh, and by the way, both of those turkeys that were granted amnesty? Young, single males. Butt probably best not to bring that up at the dinner table as the DNC “all your children are belong to us” website has no response to that ugly allegation.
So, simply allow me to wish each of you and your family a very happy Thanksgiving. Despite whatever hardship has befallen us, we can still all pause and reflect on the blessings that have been bestowed on us this year.
God has blessed us, everyone
Cross-Posted on Patriot Action Network