Friday, November 27, 2015

Thanksgiving Dinner Interruptus

When it was finally served, dinner at the Big White consisted of the standard fare: Turkey, ham, prime rib, 10 sides and 6 pies (apple, banana cream, cherry, coconut, pecan and pumpkin). Doesn’t everybody go a bit overboard for Thanksgiving?

michelle-obama-piesWhere’s the %#@! banana cream! 

Unfortunately the feast was held up as another nut job scaled the fence and forced a 3 hour lockdown.

white house fence scalerIf I were a Syrian refugee, could I do this?

Whew! That was a close call; have you ever seen Lady M when her blood sugar drops to dangerously low levels? Trust me, not a pretty sight.


Fortunately the SS released the dogs - immediately this time - and Joey Caputo – who wrote anti-government screeds on his Facebook, so undoubtedly was a right-wing nut – didn’t get a chance to deliver his personal notebook of ideas on how to save the world by reducing everyone’s carbon footprint. Or something.

joe caputoJoey-how you doin’-Caputo

Anyway, if you think your relatives grew drunk and obnoxious waiting for the turkey to come out of the oven, you should have seen what it was like around here.

13champagne cristal-in-louis-roederer's-cellars-in-reimsBetter have the little people bring up a few more bottles of champagne

michelle-obama-toast-AFPThat’s better!

So, add to your list of Thanksgiving blessings the fact that YOU didn’t have to advise Lady M that dinner was being held up indefinitely.

Now let’s get out there and make sure that Black Friday is not a bust. Because if you refuse to shop today, you’re probably a racist.

black friday

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