Monday, February 1, 2016

MOTUS’ Handy Hawkeye Cauci Guide: I’d Caucus For That Guy Even If...

Today’s the day we’ve all been waiting for: the Hawkeye Cauci! So grab your pork tenderloin sandwich


and a couple of MAID-RITEs


and caucus like your life depends on it. Because it does.

So here are your cauci guidelines. “I would vote for the following candidates under the following circumstances…”

  • Even if he shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die:

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  • Even if he shot a man in Reno in self-defense:

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  • Even if he shot a man in Reno, accidentally while cleaning his gun:

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  • Even if he shot a man in Reno, while demonstrating how dangerous firearms can be:

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  • If I was a Democrat caucusing as a RINO4Hillary:

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And on the Democrat side, in case you want to mess with them, vote accordingly:

  • Even if she left some guy to die in Benghazi just to fuel a lie.

hillary-clinton mad_thumb[2]Seriously, what difference at this point does it make?

  • Even if he reminds you of your old hippie pinko grandpa. (trigger warning: microaggression ahead)

bernie megaphone_thumb[1]“Dude, don’t take the brown acid!”

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