Saturday, June 4, 2016

The Graduation of Michelle Obama

If you think Lady M has been on extended vacation for these past 7 years, 4 months and 15 days, think again.

I know, I know; you don’t want to hear any thing else from her or her husband.

Butt if you do you’ll see that the woman who’s “had the privilege of traveling around the world” (several times) hasn’t just been setting around putting notches in her travel log. No sir, she’s been enrolled in an intensive total emersion self-promotion program. Using the same speech and empathy coaches who turned her community organizing husband into The Prince she has emerged as The Princess.

The City College of New York address was also Lady M’s graduation performance. Watch and note: the same cadence, intonation and facial expression as the Won’s best efforts. She has been an astute student of when to drop your g’s (although in her case they have to tell her when NOT to), when to register concern with a wrinkled brow, when to wince with shared pain, when to smile in false solidarity, when to coordinate head and hands in sweeping gestures of inclusiveness, how to masterfully read a series of three teleprompters – left, middle and right, middle, left – in order to look totally engaged, when to frown in slight vexation and wet her lip with a forked tongue. A real piece of work! Check out the climax of her training:

“It’s the story that I witness every single day when I wake up in a house that was built by slaves, and I watch my daughters — two beautiful, black young women — head off to school, waving goodbye to their father, the president of the United States, the son of a man from Kenya who came here to America for the same reasons as many of you: to get an education and improve his prospects in life.”

Ladies and gentleman, you are looking at either the first Black Female President of the United States, or the second coming of Oprah. My money is on the later as Lady M is constitutionally far more aligned with the entertainers than the politicians, although admittedly it is becoming increasingly difficult to tell the difference.

Then again, what difference, at this point, does it make? Royalty is royalty. Right?


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