Wednesday, October 5, 2016

“Democrats Calling Cesar Millan! Stat!”

Everyone says that Tim Kaine, despite his creepily uncanny resemblance to several dummies, is a really nice guy. And everyone concedes that Mike Pence is a genuinely nice guy; which is why this is the debate everybody was expecting:

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Butt OMG! what we got was more like this:

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The Dems sent Timmy/Triumph the insult dog instead of Timmy the Joker.


Good grief Dems, a word of advice: stop beating your dogs. The only thing last night’s pet trick accomplished was to make Kaine – if this is even humanly possible –  less likeable than his running mate.

tim channeling hillaryTim, channeling all of Hillary’s anti-charisma.

What transpired on the debate stage was another unwatchable 2-on-1 interrupted only by multiple #STFUKaine moments.

And how about that Elaine Quijano? Charter member of MINO (moderators in name only), is she even a real pretend journalist? Can she even spell “moderate”?

Whew! That was really something; when your trained dog loses control it can get ugly. I’m going to suggest Hillary hire one more member for her campaign staff; a personal coach of sorts.


"No dog is too much for me to handle. I rehabilitate dogs, I train people. I am the dog whisperer." -

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