Technically it’s the Michael Moore edition. I found this over on Gerard’s site, a good place to spend some time defusing your pre-election angst.
It’s Michael Moore making sense - I know, hard to believe. Maybe he fell and hurt his head too. Only instead of going all wonky-eyed like some people,
he suddenly could see; perhaps the scales fell from his eyes? I don’t know how else to explain this most peculiar turn of events:
Michael’s one man show:
I know a lot of people in Michigan that are planning to vote for Trump and they don't necessarily agree with him. They're not racist or redneck, they're actually pretty decent people and so after talking to a number of them I wanted to write this.Donald Trump came to the Detroit Economic Club and stood there in front of Ford Motor executives and said "if you close these factories as you're planning to do in Detroit and build them in Mexico, I'm going to put a 35% tariff on those cars when you send them back and nobody's going to buy them." It was an amazing thing to see. No politician, Republican or Democrat, had ever said anything like that to these executives, and it was music to the ears of people in Michigan and Ohio and Pennsylvania and Wisconsin - the "Brexit" states.You live here in Ohio, you know what I'm talking about. Whether Trump means it or not, is kind of irrelevant because he's saying the things to people who are hurting, and that's why every beaten-down, nameless, forgotten working stiff who used to be part of what was called the middle class loves Trump. He is the human Molotov Cocktail that they've been waiting for; the human hand grande that they can legally throw into the system that stole their lives from them. And on November 8, although they lost their jobs, although they've been foreclose on by the bank, next came the divorce and now the wife and kids are gone, the car's been repoed, they haven't had a real vacation in years, they're stuck with the shitty Obamacare bronze plan where you can't even get a fucking percocet, they've essentially lost everything they had except one thing - the one thing that doesn't cost them a cent and is guaranteed to them by the American constitution: the right to vote.They might be penniless, they might be homeless, they might be fucked over and fucked up it doesn't matter, because it's equalized on that day - a millionaire has the same number of votes as the person without a job: one. And there's more of the former middle class than there are in the millionaire class. So on November 8 the dispossessed will walk into the voting booth, be handed a ballot, close the curtain, and take that lever or felt pen or touchscreen and put a big fucking X in the box by the name of the man who has threatened to upend and overturn the very system that has ruined their lives: Donald J Trump.They see that the elite who ruined their lives hate Trump. Corporate America hates Trump. Wall Street hates Trump. The career politicians hate Trump. The media hates Trump, after they loved him and created him, and now hate. Thank you media: the enemy of my enemy is who I'm voting for on November 8.
Yes, on November 8, you Joe Blow, Steve Blow, Bob Blow, Billy Blow, all the Blows get to go and blow up the whole goddamn system because it's your right. Trump's election is going to be the biggest fuck ever recorded in human history and it will feel good.
Don’t get too excited, turns out Michael’s still an a-hole, he’s still going to vote for Hilz. It’s just that he wants you to know why the rest of us deplorables aren’t.
Oh, and today is Hillary’s birthday so I got her a googly-eyed cake to mark the occasion:
Don’t get too close though - like Samsung Galaxies and Obamacare, once you bring it home it’s likely to explode in your face.
And I know how Hillary hates October surprises. It could even throw her off her googly-eyed good mood. Not to mention her game.
So although Barry told people way back in 2010 that their Obamacare premiums will fall by as much as 3000% - In the same speech he delivered his now infamous line: “So if you like your plan, you can keep your plan. If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor,” it looks like they could be going up by as much as 106% – just this year! We can’t really call that an October surprise as everyone, including Hillary, could see that one coming.
Don’t worry about Hilz though, if she likes her neurologist, she can keep her neurologist.
Cross-Posted on Patriot Action Network