Thursday, July 27, 2017

The Boobs and Lipstick Brigade

Let me make yesterday’s news simple:

1. Good call, President Trump, banning transgenders in the military. I don’t care how you self-identify in civilian life,

transgender tomato

I don’t think the entire U.S. military should have to spend massive amounts of money accommodating .03% of the population, - only a handful of whom would actually want to serve in the military for any reason other than getting free gender reassignment surgery. Just buy a bottle of Gender-Fluid and get on with your life.gender correction fluid-eco copy_thumb[2]

Not, mind you, that I don’t enjoy a good tomato fight as much as the next guy…

la tomatina festival spain

I just don’t think that will cut the mustard (or catsup) when Iran (thanks Obama!) or NoKo (Thanks Clinton!) send a nuclear warhead our way. And remember, the last transgender we had in the military didn’t work out all that well.

free manningBecause you can never have too many traitors in your midst

Moral of the Story: a few boobs and a little lipstick won’t fundamentally transform you into a woman.

caitlyn man in a dressCase in point

2. And how about those Republicans? Can’t muster enough votes to repeal the most hated law ever passed, next to the one establishing an income tax – which ironically made the Obamacare fiasco possible. Virtually the same bill that 6 (Lamar Alexander, R-Tenn.,Shelley Moore Capito, R-W.Va., Dean Heller, R-Nev., John McCain, R-Ariz., Lisa Murkowski R-Alaska, Rob Portman, R-Ohio) of the 7 (Susan Collins, R-Maine) recalcitrant Republicans voted ‘yes’ on during the Occupation when they knew it would be vetoed. You just simply never disappoint.

Moral of the Story: A few boobs and a little lipstick can, apparently, help fundamentally transform America into a Socialist Utopia. Or, you can lead a Republican House to slaughter but you can’t make the Senate lip sync.

Come on boys and girls: we’re better than this.

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