POTUS: The Senate finally passed a spending bill.
FLOTUS: That’s nice Dear, how much was it?
POTUS: $1.3 trillion….whoops! Careful!
FLOTUS: Thanks, I’m good. But $1.3 trillion? That seems extraordinary for a Republican Senate.
POTUS: Almost all the Democrats voted for it.
FLOTUS: I smell a lot of pork flying around.
POTUS: As God is my witness, I did not think pigs could fly.
FLOTUS: Remind me again, why are we here?
UPDATE: h/t Claire Garcia:
Our VSGPDT does so enjoy playing these suckers at their own game.
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