Friday, March 23, 2018


POTUS: The Senate finally passed a spending bill.

FLOTUS: That’s nice Dear, how much was it?

POTUS: $1.3 trillion….whoops! Careful!

FLOTUS: Thanks, I’m good. But $1.3 trillion? That seems extraordinary for a Republican Senate.

POTUS: Almost all the Democrats voted for it.

FLOTUS: I smell a lot of pork flying around.

POTUS:  As God is my witness, I did not think pigs could fly.

pigs in trees

FLOTUS: Remind me again, why are we here?

UPDATE:  h/t Claire Garcia:


Our VSGPDT does so enjoy playing these suckers at their own game.

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