Saturday, March 23, 2019

The Mueller Report, What Does It Mean…Anyone?

  • 675 days
  • $25.2 million
  • 34 indictments (26 against Russian Nationals)
  • Total collusion indictments: 0

As Glenn Greenwald – hardly a supporter of President Trump - has pointed out, had there been any there there it would have been acted on long ago.

It appears that the only crime the Mueller team has been able to prove President Trump is guilty of was winning an election that he wasn’t supposed to. So once again there will be no fireworks, no popping of champagne corks and no victory party in the Democratic camp tonight. The last time they had so much rain on their celebratory parade was November 20, 2016.

So in regards to the much anticipated Mueller Report there is very little to be said, and perhaps it was said best by Emily Litella:

And now, here’s  Ferris Bueller’s HS Economics teacher to summarize today’s lesson:

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“In 2016, the Deep State controlled Department of Justice, in an effort to undermine the administration of…Anyone? Anyone?…Donald Trump, launched the…Anyone? Anyone? The Russian collusion investigation, which, anyone? Indicted or cleared?…Cleared the President. Did it work? Anyone? Anyone know the effect? It did not work, and the Deep State sank deeper into their corruption and judicial overreach.”

Today we have a similar debate over this. Anyone know what this is? Class? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone seen this before? Fake News. Anyone know what this is? It’s when news is presented in a way that slants facts or makes them up out of whole cloth. This is very controversial. Does anyone know what  President Trump called this in 2017? Anyone? Something-h-u-n-t. “Witch Hunt.”

(With apologies to Ben Stein and the creators of Ferris Bueller’s Day Off)