Friday, May 31, 2019

FLOTUS Friday: Coming and Going Edition

It’s nice to have a FLOTUS that looks good coming and going:

Image result for melania trumpLeaving the White House for Japan

Image result for melania trump japanArriving, Japan   

Image result for melania trump returning from japanReturning to the White House from Japan, 5 days later

I defy anyone to look that good after an exhausting international trip. And she looked just as good at every stop in between.

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The only thing the press was interested in reporting was the cost of Melania’s Japan trip wardrobe: $19,250 by their estimate. Expensive by my standards but then I’m not a billionairess accustomed to buying expensive clothes, and neither are any of the media mavens.

And as long as we’re speaking of FLOTUSes, file this under “is this real or is it an Onion article?” Guess who FireEye, Inc. just selected as the keynote speaker for their 10th annual Cyber Defense summit, an event intended to "bring together many of the world's leading security experts, frontline heroes, government leaders, and executives from various industries to address the challenges of today’s threat landscape."  Hillary Clinton! And they say the left has no sense of humor:

“Foreign actors” obtained access to some of former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s emails -- including at least one email classified as “secret” -- according to a new memo from two GOP-led House committees and an internal FBI email … “Documents provided to the Committees show foreign actors obtained access to some of Mrs. Clinton’s emails -- including at least one email classified 'Secret,'" the memo says, adding that foreign actors also accessed the private accounts of some Clinton staffers.

Clinton was asked when she decided to use her private email account to conduct government business and whom she consulted in making that decision. Clinton said she recalled making the decision in early 2009, but she "does not recall any specific consultations regarding the decision." Asked whether she was warned that using a private email account conflicted with federal record-keeping rules, Clinton responded that "she does not recall being advised, cautioned, or warned, she does not recall that it was ever suggested to her, and she does not recall participating in any communication, conversation, or meeting in which it was discussed." – Fox News

Ha ha! Hillary-what-with-a-cloth-or-something Clinton. Seriously, that’s a good one!

Meanwhile Hillary gave the commencement address at Hunter College on Wednesday. The World’s Angriest Woman is still busy whining and crying over spilled milk.

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She took the opportunity to talk about herself and, surprisingly, bash President Trump. The graduates, at least the ones that didn’t zone out appeared to enjoy her speech.

And they all received complimentary graduation beanies from the smartest woman on earth never-to-be-president.

The Hillary Clinton version of the Resist Pussy Hat