Saturday, June 1, 2019

TDS: It’s Exhausting

Prosecutors just released a lot of the evidence from their investigation that led to 16 criminal charges against Jussie Smollett, the gay black actor and former "Empire" star. Instead of explaining why all 16 of those charges were abruptly dropped all it does is make you go “huh?”

A brief recap in case you’ve dropped this gnat from your radar: Jussie staged a phony hate crime attack on himself in order to advance his pitiful career. He claimed two white guys wearing MAGA hats attacked him, tied a rope around his neck, poured bleach on him and then left yelling "This is MAGA country!" In Chicago. In the middle of a Polar Express deep freeze, where Jussie just happened to be out for a stroll in the middle of the dark and stormy night to get a Subway sandwich – not a Chicago dog mind you, not even a Jimmy John’s, a stinkin’ Subway.

Perfectly believable. Except for the facts. Jussie, who hates President Trump,

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clearly hired two bro’s to stage a racist, homophobic attack on HIMSELF and then lied about the whole thing.

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Because Orange Man bad. So stop picking on Jussie. All he did was tell a little fib, smear an entire police department, smear the brothers he paid to attack him, cause the cancellation of a hit TV show resulting in hundreds of people being unemployed and nearly cause a race riot - minimally in Chicago and more likely across the country - because, you know…TRUMP!

What is it with the left’s proclivity for fabrication? Jussie with the MAGA hats, Nadler, Schiff et al with Russian Collusion, Elizabeth Warren and her “Indian” heritage?

Which reminds me, here’s a radio crew – The Breakfast Club – grilling Lizzy on her claim to be a high cheek-boned Indian princess. Watch this Squirm of the day, where Warren gets a more honest grilling by Charlemagne than all of the MSM talking heads put together. As far as I recall nobody other than the President has actually called BS on her claim. Until yesterday.

"How long did you hold on to that, because there were some reports that said you were Native American on your Texas bar license and that you said you were Native American on some documents when you were a professor at Harvard?" Charlamagne Tha God asked.
"Like, why’d you do that?" he added.

“When did you find out that you weren’t?” the host pressed.
“Well, it’s — I’m not a person of color. I’m not a citizen of a tribe, and tribal citizenship is an important distinction and not something I am,” Warren replied.
“Were there any benefits to that?” Charlamagne Tha God asked.
“No, the Boston Globe did a full investigation,” Warren answered. “It never affected, nothing about my family every affected any job I ever got.”

My favorite part is when she shoots back this answer, almost as if she’s rehearsed": “No the Boston Globe did a full investigation.” Well there you go! A completely fair and balanced investigation. Maybe we should have the Boston Globe conduct the follow up investigation on Trump’s Russian Collusion/Agent status so Congress can finally put this controversy to rest.

Funny isn’t it, no matter what the question the answer is always “Trump is a (fill-in-the-blank) racist, fascist, homophobe, misogynist, Islamophobe. 

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I believe there’s a name for that particular mental disorder, what is it again? Oh yes…

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Unfortunately if you have this affliction you don’t move on from stage 7, you simply recycle.

Image result for mueller witch huntMy work is done here, and now, back to you Jerry.

It’s exhausting.