Wednesday, January 1, 2020

Happy New Year 2020!

Happy New Year to my favorite deplorables!

Once again I failed to witness the Waterford ball drop but Raj and I did enjoy our traditional New Year’s Eve tradition as I explained yesterday:

We've been staying home and celebrating, just the two of us, in front of the tree and fireplace with caviar and champagne for 31 years now. During our crazy years it was an annual highlight. And yes, we once dressed up and danced at midnight. Now we put on our "best comfy” clothes, and are usually tucked in bed by midnight so dancing is usually not on the evening's agenda anymore.

I’m sure President Trump was still up and celebrating at midnight, as the man doesn’t appear to require any sleep.

Sure enough, The POTUS and FLOTUS at Mar-a- Lago for New Year’s Eve celebration

That’s a good thing, as I see it is the year of the Rat in the Chinese zodiac.  And if you didn’t have enough controversy yesterday arguing over when the decade actually begins, get this: the Chinese New Year doesn’t even begin until January 25th! It’s as if we are living in parallel universes where one is out of kilter.

Like the one that Democrats inhabit. Which reminds me, I’d like to take this opportunity to point out that my prediction as of last January certainly came true:

Dozens of dolts will announce they’re running as the Democratic candidate for president of the United States. If you thought the 2016 Republican field was deep, wait till you see that of the 2020 Democrats  – it’s more like the Grand Canyon. Not so much because it will be awesome but because it’s a really big hole, populated with a lot of goats.

In fact, they went out of their way to prove me correct.

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Some came and went so fast you don’t even remember them. For the rest, well let’s just say it’s a very deep canyon and they all seem to be headed in the same direction.

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Sadly the 21st century is already a disappointment for most Democrats who expected free college tuition, flying cars, a cure for cancer and the perfect climate at all times everywhere on the planet by now.


Instead they got Netflix, Alexa, exploding Teslas…and Donald Trump! While the President doesn’t imbibe himself, he is very good at sabering.

So stay out of his way.

Happy New Year!