Thursday, July 8, 2021

Two Scoops? You Can’t Handle Two Scoops!

In Kurt Schlichter’s column today he wonders  Who the Hell Is in Charge? 

banksy-monkeys in charge this is the dayThat day is now, and it’s no laughing matter

He concludes only that it isn’t the withered old fossil currently residing in the White House with Dr. Jill.

joe jill finger2Behold the old man that 80 million Americans were theoretically foolish enough to vote for

Last week President * went out for ice cream again, and the media was on it, quizzing him on what flavor he selected, the kind of cone, whether it was yummy. It seemed to be yummy, according to the flashcards that he uses to help him survive these intense journalist grillings.

moomers ice creamMoomer’s ice cream is outstanding but mind you: these are the same journalists who thought it a national scandal when President Trump had 2 scoops of ice cream.

Kurt concludes that nobody in particular seems to be in charge of the libs new chaos theory:

But what we have here seems to be a patchwork quilt of bureaucrats, politicos, and social media blue checks each pushing individual fetishes instead of their awful agenda as a whole.

…What it seems to be is various fiefdoms within the *dministration each doing their own thing, a federalism of failure as it were.

The only good news from this apocalyptic situation is that the *dimistration’s unbounded foolishness serves to energize the resistance of we mere mortals:

It’s a perfect storm of failure, and we should help them fail however we can…

When little Billy – because normal people name their kids normal names and not annoying ones like “Kaden” – comes home and announces his teacher’s pronouns are xip/xork and that he is personally responsible for slavery, that motivates people to resist.

The same with crime. The *dministration is packed with libs who insist that the cause of crime is not criminals but you normal people out there who are not committing crimes. Except, that’s insane and stupid, and when your Prius gets broken into a third time, you’re going to start moving right whether or not you have a “BERNIE 2020” sticker on the bumper…

Yeah, well I suppose that would be good news if these weren’t the same morons who were dumb enough to have voted for this semi-sentient cipher.


The only problem is I’m beginning to wonder if I’ll live long enough for “the great awakening.”

etchells wait here