Tuesday, April 19, 2022

Tuesday Newsday: Unbelievable Stories Edition

Anthroneptunian Climate Change

Scientists spot ‘strange and unexpected’ events on Neptune as planet’s temperature fluctuates wildly. Temperatures on Neptune appear to be rapidly changing, sparking confusion among scientists.  Neptune is considered the planet of ice as it is the furthest away from our Sun.


See What SUVs and Cows Can Do

What are those wacky Neptunians doing out there? Did they learn nothing from our use of fossil fuels and cow farts?

Russia And China Are The Least Of Our Worries

A MESSAGE broadcast out to space revealing Earth's location could provoke an invasion from aliens, an expert has warned.

Nasa launched a basic one called Arecibo in 1974 but with better tech available today scientists want to update it.


“Spacemen, Spacemen, Spacemen!”

Butt She Nailed Her

Fans of former First Lady Michelle Obama are calling out Davis for using “constant duck face” and giving an “insulting” portrayal of the barrier breaking political spouse.


Which Won Is The Real Lady M?

The Best Equipped Men Are In Ecuador

I want to know who did all the measuring.

American men’s (Ed: um…appendages) are only the 59th biggest in the world, study finds – beaten by Haitians, Australians & French.

The average length of 5.35 inches is shorter than their Haitian, French, and Aussie counterparts.


I Wanna’ See Proof!