Wednesday, March 15, 2023

Wing Day Special: Three For The Price of One

The Democrat’s guide to solving inflation:

Take one chicken wing. Cut it into 3 pieces.


Now you have 3 times as many wings - so you can afford to pay the new, higher price per pound. If people complain, blame Trump – or White Supremacy. You can now sell the drumettes and wingettes at an increased price to suppliers, who will sell them as overpriced appetizers, donate the wing tips to a soup kitchen and take a tax write-off.

There. Done and dusted.

Screenshot 2023-03-14 at 09-16-06 feather duster - Google SearchA bunch of Yankee doodles sticking another feather in their cap.


PS: Beware the Ides of March

et tu bruteEt Tu, Brute?