Monday, April 26, 2010

Boodle Jeans

Now this is just wrong.

The other Michelle, aka The Real-Michelle is talkin’ out of school about the Real-Obama’s Stash, aka, the “boodle” which she says is Chicago-eze for “publically subsidized payoffs.

In the age of Obama, “reform” is all about the boodle. So it was with the stimulus. And the massive national service expansion. And the health care bill.[And No Child’s Fat Behind program. ed.] And so it is with the financial “reform” bill set for a Senate vote at around 5:30pm Eastern today. In front of the cameras, the Democrats will lambaste the greedy, Wall Street money. Behind the scenes, they’re pocketing Wall Street campaign donations and working out deals.

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Humph. Just who does this other know-nothing Michelle think she is? For one thing, in the rest of the country that sort of thing is referred to as crony capitalism. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Secondly, the only boodle around here belongs to Lady M, period. Nonpareille.

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Lady M’s oodles of boodles

Michelle_Obama_Olympians_ad34 boodles wtf-on-backside same as bw and blue

So let’s not hear anymore about Big Guy’s boodles in relation to the very important Financial Reform bill. He’s simply doing what a guy’s gotta’ do to stay ahead of the game.

And this just in from the fashion scene: something new to cram all your boodle into.

danica jeans Danica jean leggings

So don’t tell me that you don’t think Lady M is fashion forward:

standing on the left leg_thumb[6] All she needs is a pair of those sexy platform mules. Oh wait, she already has a pair of them too.

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Sexy Dem Boodle-Mules

20 comments:

  1. MO is hideous.

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  2. That "hairstyle": Ack!

    Is that the fuzzy temple look, accented with a baldy pullback, all finished off with a ratty skimpy tail?

    Harummph!

    Never saw hair styled like that on a FLOTUS (with 24/7 hairdresser).

    Did see it once on someone after a week of lying in bed with the flu. Also saw it on a poor soul drenched in a torrential downpour.

    Never on a "FLOTUS."

    Never.

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  3. One good thing:

    If MO keeps wearing tight leggings, she will inadvertently scare the illegal immigrants out of our country.

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  4. Make mine a Boodles!

    Boodles British Gin&tonic that is. Our fashion forward First Lady is making me drink ahead of the season.

    Mrs. P

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  5. What the hell is crawling up to her back??

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  6. MOTUS, now that's a real pair of Democratic platform mules!

    Our trendsetting First Lady of the Rump will look spectacular in her own pair of jean leggings . . . but it will take a village to construct a garment that can accommodate her --- um, how to say it? --- bodacious boodle. What the heck, all those worker bees (with a team of 40 actual mules) laboring to harness Shill's mighty haunches may help bring high unemployment numbers down.

    I say, what's taking her so long to strut her sweet "luscious" stuff around in a garment designed with her tailgate in mind? And the perfect finishing touch would be a high-quality Rick James wighat.

    MOTUS, you be sure to tell our girlfriend Mo-Mo we're right behind her. Convention be damned! Our fabulous FLOTUS breaks rules and sets new ones!

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  7. I thought everything she wears is designed to show off the The First Rump.

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  8. FLfemdem:
    Totally off topic.
    Wasn't it you who told me about potatoes in a barrel? I have them going as you described. But do you know any tricks about sweet potatoes? Just recieved my live plants. If you can, please advise!
    ba

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  9. They forgot to include camel-toe in this Danica jean leggins design.

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  10. I still think she looks like a ninja in that black outfit.

    The bracelets are actually highly dangerous throwing weapons.

    She just needs the black ninja mask and a katana sword.

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  11. The thought of watching the boodle in the pink skirt as MO walks away makes my brain freeze.
    MOL's like me have to be careful about the brain thing, you know.
    My "other" would call that "two cats in a sack, fighting".

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  12. Hey MOTUS! Just getting the garden going, digging, planting: in a straw hat and though the jeans are boodlicious, settled for a smock with pockets to acommodate seed packets (sorry for the practicality) - couldn't find anything in the closet with a live bait net crawling up the back. Push up bra - check. Makeup - oops. Manhattan - check. Even got a three year old running around here to show off for. We did not do the pagan dance around the butternut squash, but then he's a white kid.

    Not sure if it's okay in today's P.C world, and do you tink he's going to be all right? Because when I started strewing it over the garden preparing to till, he asked me, "Gramma. What's all the horse shit for?"

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  13. ugly ugly person

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  14. Platform mules! i love it!
    The idea of that pair of stretch "jeans" on MO is enough of an image to keep me awake for fear of nightmares.

    Mrs. P -- Bombay sapphire with tonic - it's a good thing! ;)

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  15. MOTUS, you and Newsbird make my day! Platform mules, ROFLMAO.

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  16. MOTUS,
    How about one of your famous photoshops? This time of MO in the Danica jeans or as we should call them "Caboodle Jeans"(caboose + boodle = Caboodle). Don't forget to include the platform mules. Please, please, please, pretty please.

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  17. I'm taking up a collection to buy MOO a pair of Danica jean leggings.
    I would love, love, love to see that.

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  18. I don't know anyone who'd look good in those Caboodle jeans (nice, Cinderella!), but we know one person who thinks she'd look fierce. You know she wants them!

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  19. You do realize that they will have to be special ordered through Omar, the tent maker don't you?

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  20. I haven't got time to answer you all personally this morning - I've got to run over and pick up Lady M's full-head hair extensions from the dry cleaners. But nicely done, MOL's, nicely done.

    The caboodles are inspired Cinder, I'll see if anything can be done, but you do realize that even photoshop has its limitations don't you?

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