Sunday, January 30, 2011

“Wear What You Love”

We’re taking a little break from world affairs today to focus on a few other pressing issues: Elocution, fashion and nutrition.

We’ll examine all three from Lady M’s very tough interview with ABC’s hard hitting Good Morning America reporter, Robin Roberts:

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ROBERTS: At a Baptist church in West Columbia. And to think about the conversation we had then, when your husband was a Senator, to now. Do you think about the arc of your life these last few years?

MICHELLE OBAMA: You know, there are moments. But, you know, things are so busy and so hectic, and with the girls and trying to keep them grounded. You know, I think that that's my natural state, is to just keep moving forward. So, I don't know that I can do it any differently. You know, maybe when it's all really, really over and there's a little breathing time and I look back, I can reflect. But right now, there's just so much in front of us, so much potential, so much opportunity, to make a difference that, you know, my days are filled with that. But one of these days, you know? Reflection will be a good- a good thing.

You know, I would have thought that someone at Princeton, or even Harvard Law School, might have suggested that Lady M work on that verbal tic. You know?

On to the kickoff of the 2012 campaign:

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ROBERTS: …Everyone was really moved to see you next to Gabby Giffords' husband as you were clinging and holding his hand. Personally, Mrs. Obama, when you went there for the first time and met with the heroes and met with the victims and met with the families, what was that like for you personally?


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MICHELLE OBAMA: You know, spending time with those families and seeing their strength, it gives you hope. It gives you clarity about who we are as a nation. 'Cause sometimes we got lost in the bad stuff that happens and the back and forth.

Then a shift to our international social calendar: did she and Big Guy receive their invitation to Will and Kate’s wedding yet:

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ROBERTS: Would you like to attend the wedding?

MICHELLE OBAMA: You know, I think just like any couple, they should invite who they want to invite to their wedding. You know? This is a personal, private thing, you know?.

And Robin didn’t steer clear of other sensitive subjects either:

ROBERTS: Then, you don't have to worry about what to wear. And  speaking of what to wear, at the recent state dinner for China, the First Lady caused quite a stir for not choosing a gown designed by an American. Does that get old, though? Whether it's- And I know you received some criticism from Oscar De La Renta.

MICHELLE OBAMA: Women, wear what you love. That's all you can say. That's my motto. I wear what I like because...I gotta be in the dress, so...

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It doesn’t matter what it looks like, as long as you love it.

It's nice to have on a nice suit.

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But it's nicer to change a generation, in terms of their health. It's a better use of my time to focus on rallying this country around our military families. I mean, there's so much that I hope to do in this role, that makes a difference in people's lives.

Oh my yes! Much nicer to change a generation’s health. We’re going to tailor your health much the same way we tailored this nice suit. There’s so much more she’d like to do in this role.

And because she has her heart set on making everyone healthier by eating organic fruits and vegetables, I’m not going to share this article that El Rushbo mentioned last week. I think it might upset Lady M’s apple cart – literally. Butt I’ll share it with you because I think you would want to know.

It’s in an article by Zoe Harcombe, a nutritionist, obesity researcher and author: Five-a-day: We’ve all been duped. It’s a good thing she’s from Great Britain, because otherwise we would probably have to slap her with a preliminary net-neutrality restraining order for propagating such nutritional heresy.

By all means, read the whole thing, butt here are a few select excerpts for your consideration:

  • So how have we been duped for so long? You might assume our five-a-day ­fixation is based on firm evidence. But you’d be wrong. It started as a marketing campaign dreamt up by around 20 fruit and veg ­companies and the U.S. National Cancer Institute at a meeting in California in 1991.

Some of you might know that the USDA’s food pyramid has been around since 1894 and has changed multiple times based on research findings (often wrong, and later reversed) and “input” from many vested interests including lobbyists for the processed food industry. Butt don’t let that color your view of the original nutritional information coming from our government. Lady M’s team has finally got it right. Other questionable information from Zoe:

  • The facts are these. There are 13 vitamins and fruit is good for one of them, vitamin C.
  • Vegetables offer some vitamins — vitamin C and the vegetable form of the fat-soluble vitamins A and vitamin K1 — but your body will be able to absorb these only if you add some fat, such as butter or olive oil.
  • The useful forms of A and K — ­retinol and K2 respectively — are found only in animal foods. As for minerals, there are 16 and fruit is good for one of them, potassium, which is not a substance we are often short of, as it is found in water.
  • Vegetables can be OK for iron and calcium but the vitamins and minerals in animal foods (meat, fish, eggs and dairy products) beat those in fruit and vegetables hands down. There is far more vitamin A in liver than in an apple, for instance.
  • But natural fats such as those in eggs, meat and fish should not be demonised alongside trans-fats. They are essential to our wellbeing and they are what we’ve lived on for thousands of years.
  • According to a recent survey, the British people are deficient in ­vitamins A, D, E — all of which are fat-soluble. If we added a dollop of butter to our portion of vegetables, they would be better for us — not worse.

So, given the confusion coming from the “nutrition experts,” I think we should follow Lady M’s advice, and live by her motto, (paraphrased): Women, eat what you love!

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And that’s all I have to say about that.

117 comments:

  1. Superb, MOTUS!
    My, my...reading the transcripts is even more cringe-making than having to actually listen...you know?
    Thanks for posting Zoe Harcombe's revelations!!! I heard Rush talking about this, but I was in the car and had no way to take notes.
    This should be getting top coverage everywhere, but thanks to the LSM, of course it won't.
    Anyway, thank goodness we can now eat what we want with a clear conscience.
    OH...and let's don't forget CHOCOLAT, my favorite food group!

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  2. "'n stuff and back and forth" may be why she surrendered  her law license. Bet she incorporated those terms into her legal writings.

    Rather than surrendering her license, why didn't she just go back to the old neighborhood and handle bail and DWI cases?

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  3. Good you know job, MOTUS.

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  4. Oh, you know, bite us, Michelle.

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  5. Did the interviewer really say "personally" twice in the same sentence? I, you know, cringed at that, you know.

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  6. WTF is MOO even trying to say?!?
    At least in that photo with Giffords' husband, you can see MOO's true skin tone.
    Why do they always lighten it up in phtoos?
    I thought the AfAms were all about "black pride" or "black power" or whateveh'?!

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  7. Just more confirmation that what MA0 is doing is not based on solid research and facts. It's really all about control by using an issue that everyone can basically agree on - we know that children should not be obese. Butt most children and young adults need more than fruits and veggies to grow and develop properly. Until my mid 20's I was skinny as a rail and ate almost everything in sight. Most of my friends were the same. We used to buy french fries from a local joint in a brown paper bag with grease practically dripping through the bottom, two or three times a week. We ate fast food burgers and shakes. Yet the family doctor said I was healthy and had no signs of malnutrition. We had friends who were seriously overweight - interestingly they did not go with us to buy bags of greasy fries.

    MA0 uses her self-designated pet issue to get face time in the media - why? The warm and fuzzy feeling from adoring, cheering psycho-phants? The ability to add more control through the nanny state? We know the Zer0 is using MA0's higher popularity to help his own ratings, which is nothing new and not essentially wrong by itself. 0thers have done that.

    Or does the ambitchous MA0 see how close Hilzy got to the presidency (poor Hilzy still doesn't know what hit her campaign) and think that with WTF-Barry's campaign skills and her own personal magnetism, along with her crotch grabs, clown squirt flowers, toned arms, fashion-forward style and her paws-on approach to meeting people, that she could show those cracker Clintons how a husband and wife team can have 16 years of being the president? MAo is probably already answering and hanging up on those pesky 3AM calls - let Barry stink'n'snore in the little extra bedroom.

    MA0 dreams of ever more $$$ vacays! And cosmetic upgrades and clothes paid from never-ending stimulus slush funds! The adoring crowds! I'll have generals and admirals on personal detail from the Pentagon to carry my shopping bags! And I've got a real, bona-fide BC! We will have taxpayer paid WH weddings for the wee w0ns when they marry! And don't let those snooty royals even think they will get an invite! Wait till I get my paws on that Queen next time! I'll show them! They'll be sorry they messed with The Greased W0n!

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  8. You know, no matter how much work MO has done on her face and teeth, she still looks like a buffoon and she can't hide who she, you know, is  Scowl, check.  Faux seriousness, check.  Fatuous little girliness, check.  Face scrunched like she just smelled something bad, check.  Dressing worse than a blind person, check.  Demeanor of a happy hooker when wearing an inappropriate dress, check.  blaah, blaah, blaah this list could, you know, be endless.

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  9. Annie - my thoughts exactly!  If you replaced the "You Knows" for "like" she would be our first FLOTUS valley girl.  Neither one of them speak well without a written speech. They are proof positive of the outcome of Affirmative Action - it is not positive and it makes people uncertain about their abilities.

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  10. Margaret - I love theHappy Hooker!

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  11. On the nutrition front, although I personally believe in eating more fruits and veggies - and force them on my children, I read an article quite a few years ago that broke down all the vitamins and minerals in chicken and beef.  They are both loaded with all kinds of good stuff.  One would have to practically eat the entire produce section to get as many vitamins and minerals.  What's for lunch?  ** Also, the vegan environuts are always pushing us to go veggie - they are worried about the methane from cows and their gorebull warming religion.

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  12. <span>"You know</span>, spending time with those families and seeing their strength, it gives you hope. It gives you clarity about who we are as a nation"

    <span>Quote, "America is a mean country" </span>
    <span>Michelle Obama</span>

    "I wear what I like because...I gotta be in the dress, so..."

    This from a Harvard grad....oy

    "It's a better use of my time to focus on rallying this country around our military families."

    The American people do not need MO to tell us to rally around military families,  we have been doing it long before she had a damn clue!

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  13. You know, I think, you know that Moochelle was trying to reassure Ms. Roberts that, you know, MO will not send her to, you know, the re-education camp, you know.
    As for that Brit nutitionist, you know, she better get ready, you know, for the Gulag, you know.

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  14. lololol good one..
    You know, like, you really hit the....you know....nail on the...you know... head....

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  15. Everything in moderation...We have cut way back on the beef though..

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  16. "when it's all really, really over"
    Yes, Mitchell, we are breathlessly waiting for that day, too.

    "I think that that's my natural state, is to just keep moving forward....But one of these days,<span> you know?</span> Reflection will be a good- a good thing."
    So, Mitchell, you keep moving forward without reflection? It is a good thing, and it's better to do it daily rather than "one of these days, you know?"

    MOTUS, it's a superb post. How can such a brilliant mirror stand to work for suh an ignoramus? Especially when you are just reflecting all the time -- it must be a hard and lonely job.

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  17. Noelle&#39;s Bootcut KittenpantsJanuary 30, 2011 3:38 PM

    "Reflection will be a good- a good thing."

    MOTUS, did she give you a shout-out there?

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  18. "The unexamined life is not worth living"  Socrates...

    But what did he know ? or more likely, "Socrates who, is he a Greek contributor?"
    No relection, no examination, no thought, no wonder we have a female Bull breaking the WH china, every time she speaks, moves, or gets dressed.

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  19. Noelle&#39;s Bootcut KittenpantsJanuary 30, 2011 4:04 PM

    Oh God...she's going to "write" a book. Wait for it.

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  20. I stand in awe of this greatness from a Yale educated person, you know. What can I say I only graduated from a lowly university in Detroit, you know.

    You know, now I understand why her clothes looked together that day - the studio assistants cleaned, ironed and refitted her outfit - for the first time in a very long time, her clothing for the most part complemented her figure - didn't care much for the foo-foo blouse.

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  21. He-heh -- dressing worse than a blind person!!!

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  22. Harvard and Columbia should be embarassed.

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  23. Except that even a blind person could probably tell if something is too tight.

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  24. The Moochelle is a shoo-in for the Caroline Kennedy award for "Most You Knows per Minute". Way to go Mooch. God love ya.

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  25. Black pride didn't work except when necessary to invoke White guilt and cries of Black victimitis.  Okra has had shows on the racism inside the Black community.  The lighter the skin, the more attractive. 

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  26. margaret...LOL!  How well we know.

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  27. ..along with her use of "buncha", "stuff", always using "gotta" rather than "have to".  You know, it's Bush's fault or, you know, those damned ivy league schools forced on me and my bro through affirmative action.

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  28. I'd iike to say, you know, that she's channeling Caroline Schlossberg, butt you know, it's just her.

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  29. Check out earlier photos of MEchelle on Newsbird. Money can't buy you love, or class, but it can buy you CHANGE and maybe some hope.

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  30. '<span> ... and met with the families, what was that like for you personally?'</span>

    Because it's all about her, you know.

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  31. Yes, I was worried about offending blind people, who don't deserve to be compared to her.

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  32. Blech, a book, gag, oh, i can't even stand to think about it.  When I was commuting, I used to stop at the bookseller to pick up something to read and I would turn magazine covers of her (and him) backwards. 

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  33. God forgive me, but at least hookers work for a living. 

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  34. O/T butt if anybody else is as confused about the Egyptian situation as I am, Motus' friend,  Dewey, has a good synopsis.  

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  35. And I wonder, you know, if the people who buy her book, you know, will actually be capable of reading it, you know.

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  36. Stanley Kurtz gives us some excellent background information on the Egypt crisis.  Start with this current article and follow his links to his previous writings (they are embedded in the last paragraph) to pieces that he wrote in 2002 (on Egypt) and 2008 (on Kenya) that will give you perspective.  He knows what he is writing about.  The linked articles are long - print them off and read them.  Worth the time and effort.

    http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/258358/revolution-egypt-im-pessimistic-stanley-kurtz

    Here is the last paragraph:

    If you want to read about the cultural realities of Egyptian life that ground my skepticism, here’s a <span>piece of mine</span> on Egypt from the months after 9/11. For a more thorough look at the issue, here’s my take on the Middle East’s <span>tribal culture</span> and the barrier it poses to democracy. I cover Cairo toward the end of that piece. But for a quick, fun, and bitingly skeptical take on the whole idea of democracy promotion as traditionally understood, have a look at <span>this</span>.

    The links are at <span>piece of mine</span> and <span>this</span>, the last word.  But go to the article - you need the whole set.

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  37. Stanley Kurtz gives us some excellent background information on the Egypt crisis.  Start with this current article and follow his links to his previous writings (they are embedded in the last paragraph) to pieces that he wrote in 2002 (on Egypt) and 2008 (on Kenya) that will give you perspective.  He knows what he is writing about.  The linked articles are long - print them off and read them.  Worth the time and effort.

    http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/258358/revolution-egypt-im-pessimistic-stanley-kurtz

    Here is the last paragraph:

    If you want to read about the cultural realities of Egyptian life that ground my skepticism, here’s a <span>piece of mine</span> on Egypt from the months after 9/11. For a more thorough look at the issue, here’s my take on the Middle East’s <span>tribal culture</span> and the barrier it poses to democracy. I cover Cairo toward the end of that piece. But for a quick, fun, and bitingly skeptical take on the whole idea of democracy promotion as traditionally understood, have a look at <span>this</span>.

    The links are at <span>piece of mine</span> and <span>this</span>, the last word.  But go to the article - you need the whole set.

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  38. Stanley Kurtz gives us some excellent background information on the Egypt crisis.  Start with this current article and follow his links to his previous writings (they are embedded in the last paragraph) to pieces that he wrote in 2002 (on Egypt) and 2008 (on Kenya) that will give you perspective.  He knows what he is writing about.  The linked articles are long - print them off and read them.  Worth the time and effort.

    http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/258358/revolution-egypt-im-pessimistic-stanley-kurtz

    Here is the last paragraph:

    If you want to read about the cultural realities of Egyptian life that ground my skepticism, here’s a <span>piece of mine</span> on Egypt from the months after 9/11. For a more thorough look at the issue, here’s my take on the Middle East’s <span>tribal culture</span> and the barrier it poses to democracy. I cover Cairo toward the end of that piece. But for a quick, fun, and bitingly skeptical take on the whole idea of democracy promotion as traditionally understood, have a look at <span>this</span>.

    The links are at <span>piece of mine</span> and <span>this</span>, the last word.  But go to the article - you need the whole set.

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  39. Moo went to Princeton, not Yale. Bush went to Yale.

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  40. When my husband used to interview applicants for a position with his firm, and they said "you know" too many times, he would tell them  that they would never get a job if they didn't stop saying "you know" so much.  I don't think anyone ever clued MOO in about sloppy speech habits.  They probably did but MOO disregarded the advice

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  41. The Royal Wedding snub is burning her huge a$$.  Way to go, Wills and Kate! I am so sure they are relieved at MA0's 'permission' to invite whom they choose.

    MOTUS, thank you again.  You said it:  Elocution.  A little deportment would be nice also.

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  42. (Well this post just echoed and echoed....  bless you, Raj.)

    I had no way of knowing how that excerpt from Kurtz's current article would turn out in the finished post.  All three of those underlined bits in red are links.  They will take you to more of his writing on this subject.  Background.    And be sure to read the original article at my link.  Great stuff.

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  43. (Well this post just echoed and echoed....  bless you, Raj.)

    I had no way of knowing how that excerpt from Kurtz's current article would turn out in the finished post.  All three of those underlined bits in red are links.  They will take you to more of his writing on this subject.  Background.    And be sure to read the original article at my link.  Great stuff.

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  44. Roberts threw MA0 that softball question about the non-invite to the Royal Wedding so MA0 could attempt to appear generous.

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  45. Hillary Clinton has the same verbal tic.  Her speech is littered with "you knows".  I find it arrogant.

    And, good grief, but MOO makes the most hideous grimaces.  What is she trying to imitate?

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  46. My bad - I stand corrected about Princeton, another ivy league school.

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  47. Had to look twice at the pics from GMA - those cheek implants are unbecoming - they make her look like a chipmunk. At first, I thought she was inebriated.

    It's time for me to sign off and wish everyone especially our wonderful hostess, MOTUS, a good day. 

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  48. The Plague FairyJanuary 30, 2011 8:34 PM

    Thank you very much, Mouse.  Very good writing on the subject. 

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  49. The Plague FairyJanuary 30, 2011 8:51 PM

    You're a national treasure, dear MOTUS.  

    I think, you know, when we have time for reflection we may find that MOO has done something truly, you know, big and revolutionary in the consciousness of the, you know, the civilized world.  For a long time, you know, people have bought the, you know, the lies of the government endorsed food - the government endorsed food recommendations.  It doesn't seem to matter, you know - it doesn't seem to matter that dietitians have, you know, known for a long time that glycemic load in carbohydrates are a significant key to understanding, you know, obesity and, you know, skim milk won't allow soldiers - who, you know, MOO loves, you know,  to utilize the nutrients in their food and, you know, now people are so outraged that it looks like all the proponents of balanced moderate eating are  now virtually leaping out of the woodwork and, you know, shrieking to be heard.  Finally!

    You know?

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  50. The Plague FairyJanuary 30, 2011 8:58 PM

    Still, MOO probably does know all about the use of both soluable and insoluable fiber in fruits and vegitables for keeping the bowels moving.  I say we name her MOO: QUEEN OF FIBRE!  She'll like that.  Queen and all...

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  51. Noelle&#39;s Bootcut KittenpantsJanuary 30, 2011 9:01 PM

    And that's all white people's fault.

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  52. Noelle&#39;s Bootcut KittenpantsJanuary 30, 2011 9:03 PM

    Dear MO and Barry,

    The American people are speaking. They are saying, "Please, please, just GO AWAY."

    Can you hear them now?

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  53. But didn't you know, we finally have a president who knows what a library is! A rude old pop star told us so.

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  54. That doesn't say much for Yale, either.

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  55. A couple of days ago, the Daily Mail had a piece featuring MEchelle's advice to the happy young royal couple. I didn't read past the headlines, but I wondered who was the numbskull who thought they might care about her advice.

    The British fawning over MEchelle is embarrassing to Americans who have some sense of national pride. I wasn't wasting time looking at Daily Mail during the Bush years, but something tells me they didn't regularly publish breathless stories about Laura's wonderfulness.

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  56. When Hillary says "you know," it usually means she stalling for time to prepare her next fabrication.

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  57. While Cairo burns, WTF-Barry is partying: http://www.whitehousedossier.com/2011/01/30/cairo-burns-obama-parties/

    Of course no president can just go over there and fix things, but in my lifetime I've never seen a president out partying when a major player in a sensitive area is in the process of a violent revolution.

    Barry the empty suit is incredibly arrogant and embarrassing to our country. How does this jerk get positive approval ratings?

    Maybe I don't really want to know the answer to that.

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  58. Possibly MA0 keeps on saying 'you know' because she doesn't know what the h*** she is talking about.

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  59. Pink, you are right. I think MO will take over directly from BO in 2012 with his health being the excuse for his not running. Then with the Wise Elder Bo in the background as her counselor, Mo will run for Prez on the Demo ticket.

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  60. Moo sounds like Oprah. Her words circle around a meaning, but it's mostly fuzz that people of diametrically opposed opinions can both seize as being meant for them alone.

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  61. We are developing tribes in the U.S. -- that's what the whole "race alike" and "Spanish-speaking" community cr*p is about.

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  62. MO didn't go to the party...she was home minding the red phone.

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  63. Columbia doesn't remember Barry...so that's a maybe.

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  64. Thanks Bijou, butt I believe Lady M's point, notwithstanding what Rush reports, is "wear" what you love, not "eat" what you love...at least not in public... ;)

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  65. Thanks, I did my best. ;)

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  66. Thanks. I, you know, did my best.

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  67. I think she, you know, did.

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  68. I hate to be the "corrector-in-chief", butt I believe the exact quote was "The unexamined life is, you know, not worth living." ;)

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  69. Dewey From DetroitJanuary 30, 2011 11:41 PM

    Which one of the, you know, lowly universities in Detroit? :-D

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  70. Roberts and MOO--dumb and dumber!

    BTW, Caroline Kennedy graduated from like Yale, you know.

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  71. Another excellent essay on the Egypt crisis from Melanie Phillips of The Spectator [UK]:

    The Arab world on the brink...but of what?

    http://www.spectator.co.uk/melaniephillips/6659250/the-arab-world-on-the-brinkbut-of-what.thtml

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  72. MichelleIndependentJanuary 30, 2011 11:44 PM

    Like, you know; MOO is hideous.

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  73. Another excellent essay on the Egypt crisis from Melanie Phillips of The Spectator [UK]:

    The Arab world on the brink...but of what?

    http://www.spectator.co.uk/melaniephillips/6659250/the-arab-world-on-the-brinkbut-of-what.thtml

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  74. And possibly George W. Bush's fault too.

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  75. MichelleIndependentJanuary 30, 2011 11:47 PM

    Working title: The Audacity of a Dope.

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  76. I, you know, know. ;)

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  77. Dewey From DetroitJanuary 30, 2011 11:48 PM

    Thanks jayne.

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  78. Sleep tight Anne60 and don't, you know, let the bed bugs bite.

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  79. OMG, I am sooooo sorry, I accidentally deleted your previous comment I was trying to reply to. Here's what you said:

    "You're a national treasure, dear MOTUS.  
    I think, you know, when we have time for reflection we may find that MOO has done something truly, you know, big and revolutionary in the consciousness of the, you know, the civilized world.  For a long time, you know, people have bought the, you know, the lies of the government endorsed food - the government endorsed food recommendations.  It doesn't seem to matter, you know - it doesn't seem to matter that dietitians have, you know, known for a long time that glycemic load in carbohydrates are a significant key to understanding, you know, obesity and, you know, skim milk won't allow soldiers - who, you know, MOO loves, you know,  to utilize the nutrients in their food and, you know, now people are so outraged that it looks like all the proponents of balanced moderate eating are  now virtually leaping out of the woodwork and, you know, shrieking to be heard.  Finally!
    You know?"

    I was trying to thank you for your "national treasure" comment, so, Thank you sooooo much. :-[ :'(

    I can be such a butterfingers. :'( :-[

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  80. I'm really more of a "national butterfingers."

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  81. Raj, where are you?

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  82. MichelleIndependentJanuary 30, 2011 11:57 PM

    MOO is a cartoon; a caricature. She resembles a comedic actress playing the part of FLOTUS in a parody; dressing, acting, and speaking like a clown.

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  83. The Plague FairyJanuary 31, 2011 1:00 AM

    You are so sweet, MOTUS.  I like butterfingers! 
    Didn't Julia Child always say, "just add more butter!"?

    ;)

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  84. The Plague FairyJanuary 31, 2011 1:13 AM

    Oh!  Oh, oh!!  Anonna!!  Brain bleach on aisle three - I'm gonna have nightmares from that picture you've painted.  Curses....

    **sigh**  It's gonna be a loooong night.

    ;)

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  85. The Plague FairyJanuary 31, 2011 1:18 AM

    Thanks for mentioning Dewey FD, Jayne.  I just read his blog entry.  Very good.

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  86. The Plague FairyJanuary 31, 2011 1:19 AM

    Oh, hi Dewey.

    ::blush::

    Didn't see you up there.  Nice post at your site, Sir.  Good to "see" you.

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  87. Or Princeton.

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  88. You know, my favorite food groups are the same as Mark Levin's --- the three Cs --- cakes, cookies and candies!

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  89. You know, I think MO is talkin' and actin' gangsta! That's how she gets down with her brothas and sistas, you know.

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  90. It'll be full of pictures of Black Affirmative Action Victims.

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  91. It's uncivil to attack Yale over the First Wookie and Pretender-In-Chief, you know.

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  92. You know, the First ?Lady, is either drunk or doped up, you know.

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  93. MichelleIndependentJanuary 31, 2011 8:36 AM

    Woo hoo! Nothing's cutting into Barry's party time. Priorities, like ,you know.

    2 hours at Axelrod's good riddance party:

    http://gatewaypundit.rightnetwork.com/2011/01/priorities-priorities-obama-spent-1-hour-talking-egypt-then-2-hours-partying-with-axelrod/#comments

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  94. MichelleIndependentJanuary 31, 2011 8:39 AM

    Woo hoo! Barry made sure to get in his party time. Priorities, like, you know. Nothing's going to cut into Barry's goof off time.

    1 hour discussing Egypt; 2 hours partying. Can you see a pattern?

    http://gatewaypundit.rightnetwork.com/2011/01/priorities-priorities-obama-spent-1-hour-talking-egypt-then-2-hours-partying-with-axelrod/#comments

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  95. Thank you all for all the articles about Egypt.  I will read them all.  It was/is confusing, because neither side seems like "the good side", so I need the background ingormation.  Hopefully somebody will fill Barry in on the facts, too.

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  96. I'm sure BO won't be reading as much as you, Jayne, or any of us, as we try to inform ourselves about this crisis.

    In fact, he probably won't read anything. He'll sit there during a briefing with his feet on the desk, his finger up his cheek (I'm speaking facially here) and dreaming of his next basketball game.

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  97. M00's got her new teeth - the better to bite us with!

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  98. People, please stop blaming Yale.  Princess Caroline of Kennedy went to Harvard (like her, you know, Daddy) and Columbia Law.

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  99. People compulsively say, "you know," when they are not at all certain of their facts and are looking to lock in agreement.

    Or they are just ignorant valley-girl types.

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  100. Yes, rather than have real emotions, MO signals emotions with categorized contortions of the face. "Mugging" is the tool of poor actors. It begs "love me!" and may play well with her predisposed-to-worship audiences, but to the rest of us it is ridiculous.

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  101. It galls me that this pair of clowns are going to be rich for the rest of their lives, and their princess daughters, too. Any piece of cr*p they care to publish will go into bookstores. I look for Malia put out an "advice for teens" book soon, and Sasha will write her own children's book.

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  102. This is what I have imagined of life with MO -- just busy, busy, busy, full of activity that really isn't important but that she makes sure claims everyone's attention. Staff running and running and presenting her with choices that she makes instantly and that sends the staff back to instantly implement her choice through urgent phone calls, etc., in other words, pay no attention to the man behind the curtain .....

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  103. Oh God, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!  Lord have mercy.  Ack.  Sigh.  It's a pity I don't drink, as oblivion is the only solution I can come up with right now.  Because there's no brain bleach strong enough for this, you know? (there, I got a little of my snark back, I think I'm gonna live)

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  104. Oh, I miss having a first lady who was a librarian.  and a lady.

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  105. MOTUS!! LMAO over here!!  Brilliant!!!

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  106. Axe-man looks porky, greasy & unkempt.  How can this guy be taken seriously?  Seriously.

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  107. Chipmunk look, so true!  Looks like she's got an apple stuffed in each cheek.

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  108. Oh I don't think Barry will have any time for that.  That's you know, governing and stuff, those thingies bore him.  And he does submit to a briefing, he'll probably be daydreaming of basketball (or bouncing one).

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  109. PF- you have painted a nightmare senario but I think the tax payers may not have to pay for wee wee wons weddings. Black people dont believe in marriage especially such modern ones like the o's. BO had to do the uncool thing of marrying as he wanted to ingratiate himself to the whites and we all know he aspired to be President since he was in his mothers womb.

    I know this afam girl at work and she is preg with her 2nd child. The 1st one was with some loser when she was 25 and this one with another loser (now 37). This girl has a Masters degree and you would think has more brains. Well I "axed" her if she was considering marriage. She said no and she asked me if I didnt think the oldest needs a sibling. I said sure but a child needs a father more than a sibling.

    If MOO cow really cared about her people and she was sincere in helping them, this is one thing she would have addressed instead of the bs childhood obesity. But she just needs a platform to display her "guns" and her fat ass- the pride and joy of AmAm women.

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  110. PF- you have painted a nightmare senario but I think the tax payers may not have to pay for wee wee wons weddings. Black people dont believe in marriage especially such modern ones like the o's. BO had to do the uncool thing of marrying as he wanted to ingratiate himself to the whites and we all know he aspired to be President since he was in his mothers womb.

    I know this afam girl at work and she is preg with her 2nd child. The 1st one was with some loser when she was 25 and this one with another loser (now 37). This girl has a Masters degree and you would think has more brains. Well I "axed" her if she was considering marriage. She said no and she asked me if I didnt think the oldest needs a sibling. I said sure but a child needs a father more than a sibling.

    If MOO cow really cared about her people and she was sincere in helping them, this is one thing she would have addressed instead of the bs childhood obesity. But she just needs a platform to display her "guns" and her fat ass- the pride and joy of AmAm women.

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  111. PF- you have painted a nightmare senario but I think the tax payers may not have to pay for wee wee wons weddings. Black people dont believe in marriage especially such modern ones like the o's. BO had to do the uncool thing of marrying as he wanted to ingratiate himself to the whites and we all know he aspired to be President since he was in his mothers womb.

    I know this afam girl at work and she is preg with her 2nd child. The 1st one was with some loser when she was 25 and this one with another loser (now 37). This girl has a Masters degree and you would think has more brains. Well I "axed" her if she was considering marriage. She said no and she asked me if I didnt think the oldest needs a sibling. I said sure but a child needs a father more than a sibling.

    If MOO cow really cared about her people and she was sincere in helping them, this is one thing she would have addressed instead of the bs childhood obesity. But she just needs a platform to display her "guns" and her fat ass- the pride and joy of AmAm women.

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  112. Nicely done. Can we have pics of the wonderful commenters on this page decked out in their very best, please? I'm positive you're all stunning specimens of the human race, so no pressure or anything. Wear it with pride! There shall be no snark directed at you, like I said.
    Oh, and let's take a gander at your qualifications - college, etc., while we're at it. What, you don't have any? Well, let's see what you've got, your intelligence, wit, and overall goodness as a human being HAD to have come from somewhere.

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