Sunday, August 21, 2011

Are We Having Fun Yet?

OK,  I’m the one on the road, butt the Wons are on vacation, in case you hadn’t heard.

mo2You can tell we’re on vacation because we can just kick back and have fun.

Not that it’s a real vacation, because Big Guy won’t rest until everyone in America who wants a job, has one.


Butt “vacation” or not, what would Saturday be without a lecture address from Big Guy?

This week’s address was shot earlier in the week at the Country Corner Farm in Alpha, Illinois - in order not to interfere with anyone’s tee time.

Because, the fact is, we’re going through a tough time right now. We’re coming through a terrible recession; a lot of folks are still looking for work. A lot of people are getting by with smaller paychecks or less money in the cash register. So we need folks in Washington – the people whose job it is to deal with the country’s problems, the people who you elected to serve – we need them to put aside their differences to get things done.

Big Guy was so moved by what he saw on his heartland tour that it only took him 3 days to discover that there really are 2 Americas! One the enlightened intelligentsia of Washington/New York/LA, and the other, the Bible thumping, gun toting bitter clingers everywhere else. And since Pluff-Daddy tells us he needs all the votes he can buy this time around, he’s working real hard to understand the inferior half and give them what they want.


bo whiteside county fairSo, let me see if I’ve got this right: you get free milk every time you pull on one of those spigots?

What they want though seems to be less government interference with their business, so we’ll just have to stay tuned to see how that works out.

Butt I digress. The real news from Saturday’s address is that, finally, Big Guy’s found someone’s ass to kick! Congress! And what a great ass it is!

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The only thing preventing us from passing these bills is the refusal by some in Congress to put country ahead of party. That’s the problem right now. That’s what’s holding this country back. That’s what we have to change.

And when that happens, well, you know where to get a hold of Big Guy:

golf bo aug21Church services at the Vineyard Golf Club, Aug. 21.

Oh, and I heard that Big Guy went to Charlie Ogletree’s last night for a little soiree. He was both Lady M’s and Big Guy’s mentor at Harvard Law School. Lady M didn’t feel like going though, she was going to stay in and wash her hair or something. She’s still sore that Charlie gave Big Guy much better mentoring which resulted in him being President, and all she got out of it was a new wardrobe and a few other perks. Anyway, ValJar went in her place, and she didn’t seem all that happy about it either. That Charlie must be a male chauvinist pig.


(I have a great video of life-so-far on the Rock, butt unfortunately road posting is fraught with perils, and I seem to have lost 2 1/2  of my 3 Gs which isn’t enough for movie posting, apparently. I’ll have to post it tomorrow morning from my road bunker – assuming they have a high speed internet off ramp at my encampment.)