I’m too sexy for my skin, too sexy for my skirt, too sexy for my…
Sparkly gold top, tight, shiny (recycled) J Crew green skirt, bejeweled belt. Oh yeah! Big Guy may be “gorgeous” butt we are so hawt!
We’re talkin’ JayLo territory hawt!
Note the special color coordinated mic that Lady M is wearing: it’s good to be Queen
She chatted Jay up like the pro she is – covering everything from exercise, (kick boxing is one of MO’s favorite ways to release tension – hence the need for my bunker) to BO’s singing – and although MO said he sings all the time and has a beautiful voice, the Wee Wons are not impressed: “Anything we do is highly embarrassing.They just want us to be very quiet.” Out of the mouths of babes.
Then suddenly the JayMo conversation took a turn to the dark side: fruits and vegetables. Jay’s sworn enemies.
MO forced Jay to eat a veggie pizza…
apples dipped in Big White honey (don’t go there!) and sweet potato sticks with green sludge sauce.
Since turnabout is fair play, Jay made Lady M eat the one vegetable she’ll admit to hating: beets. It almost made her hurl, butt she managed to swallow. She should have dipped it in some of that famous Big White honey herself.
You can watch her involuntary reaction here if you insist:
"Ewww," indeed.
Over all, I think the taping went pretty well. Like everyone else who shows up on the Tonight show, Lady M was there to hype a couple of her projects – Big Guy’s reinstatement as Resident in Chief, and her soon-to-be-released book The White House Kitchen Garden. She didn’t come right out and say so, butt all proceeds from both projects will be donated to the Obama Foundation for Better Living, a 501c charitable trust.
Today we’ll be going grocery shopping in a food dessert and picking up a few clams at a couple of DNC fundraisers. Full report at 11.
Meanwhile, news from the R-word encampment: The Mitt-ster was the big, big winner in the Florida primary. You can tell he’s the favorite at this point, because Big Guy is already running against him.
Mitt, as you may recall, has Michigan roots (home of Big Guy’s car companies) His father – before he was Governor of the state – was CEO of American Motors back when the American auto industry was the Big Four rather than the Little Two and the Won. In case you don’t remember AMC, here’s one of their innovative little gems that might jog your memory - the Pacer:
The wide-bodied AMC Pacer, circa 1975
The extra-wide compact model was iconic in its day. Unfortunately, it’s day wasn’t much longer than that, although it was exported abroad for several years where it was embraced warmly. Here’s how the French promoted it in the 70’s:
Now here’s a car Lady M can really get her butt arms around!
Damn! The French can make anything sexy! Maybe Mitt should hire some Frogs to tart up his campaign a bit.
Butt I digress: I was going to tell you about Big Guy’s trip to the Washington Auto Show yesterday. He wanted to say hi to the CEOs of the two auto companies he personally saved with the American taxpayers money, and humbly accept their gratitude, expressed on behalf of the American people, yet again.
While he was there Bo checked out all of the innovative hybrid models made by his auto companies. But as is often the case with big game fishers, Big Guy was magnetically drawn not to the ones he landed, butt to the one that got away:
Whoa! Ford Motor’s Shelby Super Snake Mustang! 800 horse power harnessed under that hood!
Can your Chevy Volt do that Mr. President?
Not so much.
No? I didn’t think so. Oh yeah, and don’t forget to toss your extension cord in the trunk!
Anyway, I have it on good authority that BO will be highlighting his role as personal savior of the American Auto Industry in the upcoming WTF 2012 campaign. If anyone asked me, I’d advise against this “narrative” as people were just starting to forget how he screwed the bondholders in order to save the UAW’s pension plan.
You’re welcome. Signed, The American Taxpayers.
Probably because he’s pretty emotional about this, BO got a little tongue-tied at the Auto Show without TOTUS :
"The U.S. auto industry is back." "And," he added, "it's good to remember that the fact that there were some folks who were willing to let this industry die. Because of folks coming together, we are now back in a place where we can compete with any car company in the world."
We’ll work on syntax with TOTUS later. In the meantime, before worrying about competing with “any car company in the world,” I’d start worrying about competing with the one right here that got away.
Seriously, ask yourself: WWJ drive?
The Chevrolet Volt: 1.4L engine pumping out 83HP on Premium gas
0-60 MPH N/A : top speed 55 MPH
Take a video test drive here
F-Word Mustang, Shelby GT500 Super Snake
5.4L V8, 750 or 800 HP on Regular gas
0-60 in 3.2 seconds
Here’s the one I want (Do you think it looks a little too Red State? I could get it in blue.)
I may have to wait for that little raise Big Guy promised before I can place my order. Sure it’s pricey, butt it’s a Shelby Mustang!
H/T Gerard
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How dare MO point her finger at a White man! That's RACIST and disrespectful!
ReplyDeleteSaw a clip from the Tonight show where she told Leno she runs three miles a day and does "all the exercises". She was looking down and couldn't even look at him while she told this HUMONGOUS LIE to go with her HUMONGOUS ASSETS. Yeah right, she does all exercises. Sure MOoooo, sure. ;)
ReplyDeleteAm I mistaken - doesn't FORD make the Mustang? Ford is the car company that didn't need a bailout. Funny - one of the guys from the Five (I think) said that his Chevy Volt ran out of energy and died on him 18 miles after leaving his home for work. That car is a POS just like the POS ruining this country.
ReplyDeleteOoooh! I love cars! I'm so shallow I used to only date guys who drove fine cars. Well, I used to be until I fell for a guy who drove a Chevy Cavalier but had a great personality. And now he drives a BMW X3 so it's all good. Yesterday I laughed my ass off when Eric on The Five talked about getting a loaner car that was a Volt. He charged it for the required 12 hours (!!!), but it still died on him before he got to work. Turns out, if you run the heater, it uses too much power to drive the car very far. Hmmm, freeze your toes off and get to work on time, or have heat and walk halfway. And unless there's a plug at work, you're screwed anyway.
ReplyDeleteI read on Weasel Zippers some of her quoted comments, and from other unscripted conversations she's had, I noticed she uses "you know" and "like" all the time. I suppose it's her filler in the same way he uses "uh, uh, ummm, etc." in addition to "aaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnddddddd." Also, when she wears a bra, why is it that she always makes sure we can see it through the clothes? =-O
ReplyDelete:-$ >:o :-$
ReplyDeleteDO I SEE HOSIERY ON THE FIRST LEGS?
ReplyDeleteTalk about pandering to the middle class.
Here's hoping we can get Schazi to put together a neat-o photoshop with Mooch's butt in the Pacer ad. Butt please make sure you put clothes on it...I think we've ruined enough monitors this week. ;) ;) ;)
ReplyDeleteNo. You don't. Just shine out of a bottle, tube or jar.
ReplyDeleteNo. You don't. Just shine out of a bottle, tube or jar.
ReplyDeleteI said I was sowwy.... :'( :-[
ReplyDeleteShe wriggled and giggled and fidgeted and flirted like a rhymes-with-itch in heat.
ReplyDeleteShe wriggled and giggled and fidgeted and flirted like a rhymes-with-itch in heat.
ReplyDeleteThis is all ya get!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/v/7jmDSl9sp6U" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="170" height="140
Loved the wide-bottomed Pacer! My sister owned one! Love its advertising!
ReplyDeleteGreat Post, MOTUS!
Gotta wonder how does jay like bein' owned by Shaft & Co.
ReplyDeleteHow big a bailout does NBC get for these propaga - I mean, guest spots?
Frankly, I'm surprised she can walk in the skirt. And really... pink shoes!?!
ReplyDeleteGag! Greasy MOO-thigh alert!
ReplyDeleteThe First Hypocrite/Dominatrix has no business telling Jay or anyone how to eat after
all the fat-laden gluttonous pig-outs she has mooched.
I did find a pic of Mrs. Ace with her trainer...
ReplyDeleteMooch on the prowl.
ReplyDeleteRun, Jay, run!
OH MOTUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get the RED ONE!!
ReplyDelete=-O =-O =-O =-O
What a fucking RETARD!!!
ReplyDeleteExcuse my French, but when I saw what this stupid, moronic hypocrit wore to be on national television, I almost lost it!! I cannot believe that the people backstage who did her makeup and her mic and schooled her on the particulars actually allowed that woman to walk out into the public eye wearing that outfit: shiney mint green skin tight skirt - cheap!! - with a gold knitted Kmart top from 1981, pink sateen pumps, and what in the name of God is that around her waist? A crib toy? She looks like an utter fool!! And she acted sexy!!?? WTF!!
WTF?!?!?!
I thought sat nights outfit was better than most of her choices. But that's not saying much.
ReplyDeleteAs much as I want to be fair to this woman, I just can't. She irritates me in every way possible. I can't even watch the clips.
Perhaps it's the prejudice I hold for all of the things she has done to knock this country. This in complete hypocrisy is married to the man that is supposed to be leading this country. Once again proof positive that we don't necessarily have the brightest bulbs voting in our country!
The other thing about her that completely unnerves me about her is her causes. No child's fat behind? Sweetie, work on yours first then tackle the problems of others. Then their is the joining forces hypocrisy. Get freakin real Lady. Wasn't it when you were 45 that it was the First time you were proud of your country? Sorry, I can't let it go. The person making that statement shouldn't be living in the people's house and shouldn't be married to the commander in chief(thief). And the set on her to be taking up the joining forces initiative. Wasn't it just a few years back that it wasn't chic to support the military? It was more chic to show up and protest at our fallen soldiers funerals. Oops, I forgot that was under a Republican President. Ugghhh so frustrating!
Borderline, schatzi, borderline - I'm feeling a time out coming on for you!!! :-[
ReplyDeleteLike a thousand times...omg, my sides hurt!!
ReplyDeleteAnd the decline of the culture continues...
ReplyDeleteDo you really think all the crap thrown at the public is just random bad taste?
one thing for sure mooch loves showing off her body!!
ReplyDeleteat least the ugly bitch toned down her nasty sharpie eyebrows. butt she's still an ugly bitch.
ReplyDeleteWow - look at those hamhocks! WHY must she sit like that?
ReplyDelete*sniff* otay, i be good.
ReplyDeletePredictiably, for a spot on national TV, she trots out a JCrew outfit to show how "in touch" she is with the little people. Gag me.
ReplyDeleteThe skirt doesn't seem to fit her very well; it looks to me (in the top two photos) that there are some extra seams along the side?? Evidence, perhaps, of some extra fabric sewn in to cover those hamhocks of hers?
To all you young'uns, FYI.
ReplyDeleteThe little figure with the light bulb nose is called "Reddy Kilowatt" and it's many forms are highly collectable items. "Reddy" was the symbol that a most electric providers used in their advertising. (like you have a choice in who provides your electricity, pffft)
When I heard MOOPS was appearing on the Tonight Show, I switched immediately to watch repeats of the Florida primary. I found them to be infinitely more entertaining by comparison. That fugly skirt was too damn tight. I'm sick and tired of seeing this harridan representing our great country by presenting herself as a ho. It's one thing to dress trashy if you're a nobody, but she's supposed to be FLOTUS! Imagine if she showed up at a PTA meeting looking like that! No, don't. It's just too embarrassing. As we say in the South: Bless her heart, she doesn't have the sense God gave a goose.
ReplyDeleteAs a ex-tee vee news anchor, I was blown away by the color-coordinating clip-on microphone. As a native of Detroit, I laughed my tight ass off at the AMC Pacer print ad with the "hawt" blonde's Kardashian ass.
ReplyDeleteIsn't that sort of thing that drug addicts do? I've seen them on "Cops" many times. It's a regular rountine with them.
ReplyDeleteWith all our millions of dollars she blows on clothes and she can't find an effing shirt that FITS???!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat a farce! I am more and more convinced her 25+ "ASSistants" hate her as much as we do!!
I was wondering what color her shoes would be, knowing full well they would not match anything she was wearing.
ReplyDeleteportia i agree 100% she does look trashy like our first ho!!LOL!!! ive never even seen celebrities wear these skin tight clothes all the time unless its a black thing??
ReplyDeleteThis was posted in comments over on Newsbird. They are encouraging everyone to pass it on wherever and whenever they can, so here goes:
ReplyDeleteRecap of Hope and Change since President Obama took office in Jan 2009. Comparing economic indicators starting in Jan 2009 to present day:
1. Federal debt has increased by 43% from $10.6 trillion to $15 trillion.
2. Americans living in poverty have increased by 16% from 39.8 million to 46.2 million.
3. Total unemployment (U6) has increased by 68% from 13.7 million to 23 million.
4. Price of gasoline has increased by 80% from $1.86/gal to $3.35/gal.
5. Americans on food stamps have increased 42% from 31.8 million to 45.2 million.
6. Home foreclosures per year have increased by 34% from 850,000 to 1,140,000.
7. Total bankruptcy filings per year have increased by 42% from 1,117,641 to 1,593,081.
8. Median Household incomes have declined by 4%.
9. Average selling price of new homes has declined by 10%.
10. US dollar compared to foreign currencies has declined by 8.7%. [US dollar index of 85.9 in Jan 2009 to 78.5 in Dec 2011.]
11. US dollar compared to gold has declined 105%. [ $855/ounce to $1750/ounce
And the saddlebags are showing in the "walking on" photo. Looks like that Agent Provocateur lingerie is not her friend in that photo.
ReplyDeleteYou are so right about the enlarged seam, Juillet. What's very strange is, it starts small at the hem and increases near the thigh area. It has to have been added after the fact.
ReplyDeleteI once almost bought a Mustang, back at Christmas 1965. Yes, I am really old. I was going to use my bonus from the bank where I worked as a down payment and was going for the pink w/black top. Instead, I got married in January. Should have bought the Mustang. :-D
ReplyDeleteFrom here, it looks like Moo's skirt is sky-blue. That's really dangerous. A bird or low-flying helicopter could suffer some real damage smacking into that bounty..oops.I meant booty.
ReplyDeleteFantastic, Schatzi!
ReplyDeleteAnd when she wears a skirt, why is it that she always makes sure we can see the fat bulges on her upper thighs/buttocks under her clothes?
ReplyDeleteHer posture/aspect with the hands waving and the legs stiff and wide and the fake, stiff hair reminds me of those old walk and talk dolls. Their arms would go up and down as their legs moved. They only had a few phrases that they could say as they were not very smart.
ReplyDeletePat, I did the exact same thing fifteen years later with a red convertible triumph :(
ReplyDeleteShe does seem to wallow in a sort of self imposed glory concerning it, don't she? Maybe she does self hypnosis. Because any other honest woman would look at that ass in the mirror with the cottage cheese saddle bags, and decide to loose forty pounds, out of self respect.
ReplyDeletedrugged up.
ReplyDeleteWow. That's a frightening list. :'(
ReplyDeleteWell, he made her eat a beet. That's her veggies for the week. Where's the lobster?
ReplyDeletewasn;t the Romney rambler known as the Kenosha crapwagon?
ReplyDeleteYou can bet they are fund rasing. Two nights in a row now presidential cavalcades have zipped past by home in DC around 8p/m==lights flashing--speeding likelight waves to get to the donors.
I checked back to the first picture and there are a few jewels on that belt that are pink. so I suppose it's ok that the shoes are pink. *DONT_KNOW*
ReplyDeleteI was wondering if anyone else noticed the additional fabric added to the side seams. If I'm not mistaken, that is the J Crew skirt she wore to London during her first trip there. I know I've seen it before because she wore it with some kind of patterned or sparkly top (cardigan?) that didn't match, but I don't recall noticing widened side seams at the time.
ReplyDeletePINK shoes? Gag me.
Ok you MOL's and MOD's with the mad internet skills. There must be a pic of her in the skirt in London????? That would be interesting to compare!!!!
ReplyDeleteImagine the tonnage MOOch eats in private.
ReplyDeleteWe only Know about her public pig-outs.
I bet the White House staff finds a lot of
empty Cheetos and Fritos bags stuffed in the sofa cushions
and under the pillow cases.
Electoral map: Bye, Bye, Barry!
http://campaign2012.washingtonexaminer.com/blogs/beltway-confidential/gallup-state-numbers-predict-huge-obama-loss/352881
We're right. Here's a link that shows here on Leno and wearing the skirt previously.
ReplyDeletehttp://thelook.today.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/02/01/10288580-smart-style-michelle-obama-recycles-her-jcrew-favorites
It looks like it had to be let out (with fabric added to the sides) before she wore it the first time; however, the seams were pressed better and it's not as obvious.
I have wondered that many times....and I think they must be laughing their collective a$$e$ off behind her ample back(side) =-O
ReplyDeleteThree miles a day?? Seriously ???
ReplyDeleteI would say "exposing," rather than "showing off."
ReplyDeleteOMG! It's so obvious!!! I hate looking at MOOPS too closely, but had to go back and take a peek. Does she think nobody can see the added material? EEEEEWWWW!!! Tell me again why I should listen to her about eating healthy foods.
ReplyDeleteWow. It's so obviously let out or had a panel sewn in. Someone here speculated awhile back that she buys two of everything so they have extra material for the seams.
ReplyDeleteAccording to Linda's link, when she last appeared on Leno you could see up her skirt. Now we have to endure giant butt and thigh and knee. the problem in both cases is that the skirt is too tight and too short.
Oh thanks, Michelle. That is so encouraging and I am praying that it results that way in November. Wouldn't it be funny if his "home state" really did go R-ward.
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, I hang my head in shame for the once golden state of California. :-[
Right, and the Cocktail Repubs need to run with it. But, will they? Or will they just hand over our nation for four more years of Zero and his awful comrades?
ReplyDeleteI watched the video of her eating the beet. It was hi-larious! She opened her mouth wide and shoved in the whole slice and was quite proud of herself. ha ha ha ha ha
ReplyDeleteThat is a summer outfit. Her lack of taste is incredible. If I had tried to leave my house looking like that my mother would have marched me right back in and made me change. She was a stickler on not wearing light colors after Labor Dsy and before Memorial Day!
ReplyDeleteThe First Bimbo is flirting with Leno because her called her "gorgeous"? She needs to get a clue. There is not one woman who comes on his show whom he fails to compliment. It's Hollywood, Mitchell. Nothing is real. Everything is for show. You should be familiar with that.
ReplyDeleteShe's just so classy.
ReplyDeleteLay off her - she's schtarvin'!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/v/9YfvBbxE1vU" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="170" height="140
I'm just curious do any of you have any memory whatsoever of any other FLOTUS wearing see through clothing?
ReplyDeleteI honestly can't recall ever having seen another FLOTUS's bra so clearly and I've seen Mitchell's numerous times.
40 lbs of butt to start with. And while she is at it she should lose that humongous chip in her shoulder.
ReplyDeleteI think JCrew skirts go up to a size 14; even a 16 in some styles! So, one can only imagine how big her ass really is if she needs a skirt and 1/2. This makes me assume that all her true designer duds have to be custom made in her size (or some approximation, based on how poorly most of her clothes fit). So tack on a few 0's when the MSM lists the prices of her dresses.
ReplyDeleteJ Crew does not make clothing for women that size or of Chewie height! That woman is huge. Look at her hands! That is the size of 3 of mine! And don't even get me started on those feet! I'm sure all her clothing needs modification.
ReplyDeleteDon't get me wrong, nothing wrong with tall girls but if they are manly that's a whole bother thing.
The first picture of Mooo compared to the picture of her in the Carla video???? Is this the same person? Butt she still has that shitty look on her face. No plastic surgery can erase that mug.
ReplyDeleteIt's because she's so "fashion forward", we are all just too biter and clingy to understand.
ReplyDeleteShe has a big mouth, she didn't have to make much of an effort to open it up big and wide. The acting if she was going to hurl afterward was in extreme distaste.
ReplyDeleteAt least she had her shoulders and arms covered.
ReplyDeleteButt who in Gawd's name dips apples in honey in order to "make them taste better"?!
Apples are fine on their own. How bizzare.
"Here, eat this celery stick but wrap it up in salami first. It's very healthy, you see?"
Well, when you're consuming 10,000 calories a day, those three miles just don't go that far.
ReplyDeleteHey Just Me, J. Crew does make tall sizes, just not tall hippo sizes!!!!! :-D I have a 6 foot daughter who loves J. Crew and has to buy the talls, but she is a size 6, not 26!!!!
ReplyDeletebiter = bitter
ReplyDeleteThat belt looks a lot like a gold stretchy belt I had in the 80s and eventually discarded because it was just too, well, tacky looking.
ReplyDeleteNo, not seriously! When you run or walk the first thing to go is your thighs and your butt. There is absolutely no way her ass is that big and she is running 3 miles a day. I think her arms are BIG because she has been throwing back a lot of cosmo's!
ReplyDeleteFG, tall and thin is model material. This our MOose is not!
ReplyDeleteMOTUS, get one of those snazzy cars. Forget acting your age. I did.
ReplyDeleteWow, that outfit got worse!
ReplyDeleteMOTUS, do you know how much we LOVE you?!
ReplyDeleteTHANK you for putting together these amazing posts, day after day.
You have singlehandedly saved thousands of us from going over the edge in this crazy, upside-down, inside-out (not just talking about MOO's clothes) world!!!!
MOTUS IS our national treasure!!
re: chip bags stuffed under the couch...
ReplyDeleteI suspect it's more likely gnawed T-bones and lobster shells.
Jeebus, you're right. It's pieced!
ReplyDeleteYou're right, Linda. She did have the sparkly too-tight cardigan on with the same skirt. The pattern on that skirt looks a little like gator skin. Am I right, fellow Floridians?
ReplyDeleteAnd when she wore the same skirt in yellow on Leno, she had the big clown squirt flower. How special.
It is so hard for me to like anything about this woman. So I don't.
OMGosh -- what a lie! Unless she also eats like a steam shovel.
ReplyDeleteShe makes sure we can see the bra because she wants everyone to know that her breasts are large enough to need one. Of course, we know that her breasts come in a box and get stuffed into the bra, but MoochMORE doesn't know we know.
ReplyDeleteResponding to my rant up above...I meant 'an effing skirt that FITS' Butt, all y'all probably knew that!! ;) *DONT_KNOW*
ReplyDelete"butt she managed to swallow". Wow!!! First time since the wedding!!!!! Of course Reggie Love cannot say the same..........................
ReplyDeleteJay loves cars - maybe Barry gave him a Volt. Hope it doesn't burm downy Jay's garage full of collectibles.
ReplyDeleteBest. Mooch. Picture. Ever.
ReplyDeleteShe probably thinks she's hot because Barack tells her so..sort of like how the media think the economy is recovering marvelously and socialism is the greatest thing since sliced bread.......lines. Some people are suckers...especially when they really want to believe.
ReplyDeleteAt least we didn't see her $50,000 crotchless panties (yet).
ReplyDeleteNot big enough. You need to supersize that.
ReplyDeleteNot big enough. You need to supersize that.
ReplyDeleteBarry gets the best blow. I didn't think Mooch was snorting it as well with all that body fat. Skinny little Barry - clearly the blow.
ReplyDeleteThat is not nice. For a Wookie wearing lipstick, she is quite appealing - to a Sasquatch.
ReplyDeleteShe means honey made from government-subsidized high fructose corn syrup. She's puzzled as to the why of obesity and diabetes...she can start there. And keep the 'boot' off the neck of proteins.
ReplyDeleteForget the skirt, that link clearly shows that MOo has been replaced with a bad double. Look at her on Leno's show previously. That is not the same girl.
ReplyDeleteOkay, I'm going to tell you people, I wear large sizes. Butt, I know not to wear my clothes tight. It's very hard to find stuff that fits, I'm short and wide, with a big butt and thighs. But honestly, I think I look better in my sweats than she does dressed up. And I also don't pretend I'm gorgeous and I don't lie about exercising. Can't wait until they'e gone.
Whoever suggested the book "Truman's Excellent Adventure" thank you! I'm so loving it!
True PatAZ, at least we can be thankful she kept the thighs together this time, so we didn't have the "crotch shot" :-$
ReplyDeletemmmmmm- cosmos! 8-)
ReplyDeleteRobin, you are also not lecturing any one else on what they can eat or not eat and taking food off of my kid's lunch table. I really don't care what size she is. I only care that she is a hypocrit about it. She says she exercises non-stop and does "everything" That is what we all have an issue with about MOooooo. None of us on here are flawless, but I really try not to be a hypocrit. My family is super tall. I wouldn't begin to lecture someone on how to be short. I wouldn't have a clue, kind of like FLOTUS!!!! :-D
ReplyDeleteThat map is the most beautiful thing I have seen in 3 years.
ReplyDeleteI'ts a hideous combo, not even in the same color tone: muted ochre top and bright pastel bottom? The fabrics are both a challenge on their own, and she puts them together with an ugly cheap belt.
ReplyDeleteI have to say that this outfit gets my vote for her worst.
You gals have made me laugh all day today. I needed it, thanks :*
ReplyDeleteMaryD, biter works, too. Just ask the help who get too near the lobster to mouth.
ReplyDeleteI hate apples. >:o
ReplyDeleteoooo! creeper, is that your ride??
ReplyDeleteMines under wraps till spring :'(
Because she spent all "her" money on the bling undies ... Duh .. Worship and adore the agent provocateur stuff ... You bought it .. And .. HOW the heck does gold and fish scale green go together ??? With cluny lace beige undies bridging the gap ......
ReplyDeleteChatty Cathy .. That was one big doll , too ...
ReplyDeleteTR3? Had one, cutaway doors, OMG it was fun!
ReplyDeleteSpent our First Lt's pay on an Alpha Gt .. racing green .. Sooo fast on the autobahn ... And I had a lugar under the seat cause there were autobahn killings then ... Even the peace lovin' "rades" shot people , it was soo stone age... 95 mph , baby ...in klicks it sounded faster ...
ReplyDeleteMethinks it is just rented cause when they are off the public teat ... There will be no slicing and dicing .. And she will be mama voodoo#2.. Please gawd .. Sooner rather than later ..
ReplyDeleteActually, those empty, crumb-bottomed, crackly snack bags get stuffed into her bra or the bra she borrows from the President of the United States. Imagine the sound when she grinds her pecs against those military brass guys.
ReplyDeleteHonestly .. Truly honestly anyone here think the opposition slate has a prayer .. ? We r screwed .. We are over .. How the heck can mittens prevail .. And who really thinks he is any kind of answer ? Mitt Mccaindole is a loser regards what this country needs .. he is Barry white ...ruination at a slower pace . . Butt "ruin nation "it will be....tea trolly pour moi .. Tout d'suite ...
ReplyDeleteMe too .. They get mushy or slimy .. Or too "brown" ..racism in the fruit world ...
ReplyDeleteOh no, Bettyann. That is horrible :'( :'( :'(
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO!!! OMG Bee that was snarkalicious, butt do you think the beard actually swallowed anything besides wedding cake that night???
ReplyDeleteBTW, you assume Reggie swallows, maybe POTUS does......or maybe Reggie is a "painter", LOL!
Yup, she opened up that big mouth of hers just like a big old fish! It was sort of amazing to watch. I bet she finished off all the rest of that food before she left the set.
ReplyDeleteOK! I'm definitely going with the Red car! As soon as I get that raise.
ReplyDeletecreeper - that is sa-weet! bettyann, that is soooo sad!
ReplyDeleteAstro it was also sort of amazon to watch!! I'm so bad, my eyes must be going but the first time I read it I thought you wrote amazon and still laughed. Yesterday someone wrote about her suit and I thought it said slut. I laughed at that too!
ReplyDeleteI'll repent of all of my slanderous sins after the election in November. Hopefully!
I must be naive, I've never heard that term before but it provided quite a visual. I'm learning so much here!!
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to Reggie? I figured he'd still show up now and then. BTW has that guy ever had a gf or a date?
:-[
ReplyDeleteI've always had issues with getting too close to the edge myself, so I want to make sure that none of my pals go over either. We gotta hang together back in the trenches. That makes the path more accessible for the lemmings.
Thanks. I love being appreciated by real people.
On the bright side, Madhatton, he can be removed too, giving us People the time to finally rally together and remind the government that they work for us..and they can be replaced. Any of the Republican candidates would at least be a slow down in the 'Death by a Thousand cuts' scenario we seem to face everyday, as you stated. Plus, if he does win, we can criticize him without being called racists..at least I would think so. Hard to tell since the left has crossed the border into bizarro, upside-down land. Then there's the added benfit that the left would pile on another Repub President so hard, that their stunning hypocrisy will be revealed even more (would they dare attack Romneycare?), the Tea Party/conservatives' criticisms will remain constant and prove legitimate, and, again, the virtual 'war' that has been waged against the average American will at least slow down to an extent that they will barely notice us organizing and preparing to effect the real 'change' we need..a country for, of, and by the People. And then too..we'll be rid of Obama and we may actually see some job growth.
ReplyDelete"Obama Foundation for Better Living" - now what on earth is that? I am blessedly ignorant as to whether or not that is a real entity or not. Sounds like something the Onion would come up with as a front for the only Wons the Obummers are interested in helping to live better - themselves >:o
ReplyDeleteI should say, Madhatton..I agree. But Obama really sucks..and more people think that than the Dims and the media want us to know. I'm not impressed by the establishment GOP at all. But they do seem to have much less of a visceral hatred and contempt for the average American, the disdain for us that politicians on the left can barely contain does not seem to ooze from the GOP as much. I really believe there are enough voters fed up with Obama that a dead racoon could beat him..absent a rash of voter fraud from the left.
ReplyDeleteThere is no time for games . We need to do 180 or we're screwed.
ReplyDeleteIf Americans see that a repub pres is no different than a democrap they will not give us another chance.
Did you hear that today the food nazis in CA proclaimed that sugar is a dangerous substance like smoking and needs to be regulated , and suggested to have a minimum age of 17 to buy anything sweet?
ReplyDeleteDido that!!!
ReplyDeleteOh, but Beedogs, the Volt doesn't catch on fire - the gub'mint, owners of the reVolting car said so! And don't we believe everything the gub'mint tells us?
ReplyDeleteI'll write down your answer as "NO", also expressed as "NFW".
Good old Diane featured a clip from Leno tonight. Mooch galumphed in, then plopped - like a teenager dropping into the chair, only bigger and harder, and then - for good measure (and maybe to pull the skirt down - she rose up again and replopped. Poor old chair.
ReplyDeleteAs she galumphed in, there did not appear to be any containment system in the derriere as it was rather jello-ish...
Enough visuals for one day. Night night....
Good old Diane featured a clip from Leno tonight. Mooch galumphed in, then plopped - like a teenager dropping into the chair, only bigger and harder, and then - for good measure (and maybe to pull the skirt down - she rose up again and replopped. Poor old chair.
ReplyDeleteAs she galumphed in, there did not appear to be any containment system in the derriere as it was rather jello-ish...
Enough visuals for one day. Night night....
"sigh"
ReplyDeleteI ended up with a mini morris, but in Italy did get a ride @120 in a Masarati!! Doggies ;)
Only exercise m00ch gets is lifting her teacup or her fork - or a giant bare handful of food. Her arrogance grows faster than her arse, if that's possible.
ReplyDeleteI meant dido that to realAmericam. We LOOOVES you, MOTUS.
ReplyDeleteI'm so impressed you even post on holidays!
Just Me: My brain does that all the time!! It's kind of fun! And no one knows what you are laughing about.
ReplyDeletedingle-barry has his photo taken with the Mustang for the same reasons he and m00ch are sometimes photographed with white kids - photo op.
ReplyDeleteI believe it would be sort of like a legal stash of "loot" for the after times, so MOO doesn't have to hock her underwear.
ReplyDeleteYou mean other than MOo, JM? Although I believe that was a marriage of convenience and I don't want to even mention what it would require for me to believe otherwise.
ReplyDeleteEye bleach!!!!!! >:o >:o >:o
ReplyDeleteYou have no idea. :'(
ReplyDeleteYup, yup. My mid-life crisis, in "Toxic Orange".
ReplyDeleteSo sorry to see your ride under wraps. You should move to Iowa. Weather here has been so good the motorcycles have been out all winter. Weird.
Both my babies are put away for the winter...car in the garage and boat covered in the side yard. Hurry, Spring.
I agree bettyann, sounds like a slush fund to me. I'm sure each of teh wons will be paid hefty salaries to serve on the board once they move out of our house. It will serve as a convenient method to launder money funneled to teh wons too.
ReplyDeleteWe are convinced that the R-establishment does not want to win. They think all they need to do is keep the House and maybe take the Senate. But dingle-barry is the Emperor of the Executive Order, and unless they can send a detail of Congressional cops over to arrest dingle-barry (which they won't do even if they could), he will lord it over us for his four free years. And in any event, without a strong candidate at the top, we will probably lose the House and several seats in the Senate. Pelousy will get her military jet back with a fully stocked bar, and she will take revenge on us. The R-establishment may even be in cahoots with the WTFers.
ReplyDeleteWe really should have taken the opportunity to get a conservative party started in 2010. Yes, yes, yes I know some of you will say we would lose as a third party. Butt we are going to lose with the Republicans anyway! So with our own conservative party we will at least be able to grow and organize to make the R-words the third party and defeat m00ch as empress in 2016. Now, thanks to Karl Rove and Ann Coulter and others, we are doomed to political dhimmitude.
I just donated to Santorum's campaign. Got the link off Pundit & Pundette. He's not pefect - but maybe the lesser of evils on the Republican side.
ReplyDeleteAnd i suppose she'd claim her used underwear had a high resale price, a la Bill & Hill's used underwear contribution to the Salvation Army? What a revolting thought - I'se regusted.
ReplyDeleteI'm for Gingrich. He's the only one with the guts to pin dinglebarry's balls to the wall. I hope he goes all the way. I'll pay admission to get into those debates!
ReplyDeleteI understand why you like him - and I think tohe debates would awesome.
ReplyDeleteHe just gets in his own way sometimes (don't they all!).
If you have any questions about being short, I've got the answers. Believe me.
ReplyDeleteI have to disagree with your mom. Where I live, it's usually warmer after Labor Day than before. I go with climate rather than calendar. Mooch doesn't go with either.
ReplyDeleteThe difference between me and MOoooo is that I would ask for your advice!!!! Thanks Radegunda ;)
ReplyDeleteOnly MOO would wear such obvious gussets to allow extra room for her extra large haunches. I wonder how much she has to pay a seamstress to make these hideous alterations.
ReplyDeleteI thought the first time she wore it, with the embellished white sweater, was kind of cute. That actually looked like it went together. The Lisa Simpson pearls were a bit much, butt we already know that's her white-folks dog whistle.
ReplyDeleteSparkly gold with irididescent mint, though...that's not even in the same universe of style and hints at a steady and constant application of highballs (h/t James Lileks) rather than any sense of style.
Warning. Photo, from Weazelzippers is not for the squeamish!
ReplyDelete<span>Mooch has no class.
ReplyDeleteShe sits like a barfly on last call, desperate for a pick-up.</span>
Anyone else watching The Holder Show? The Republicans ask questions, the Dems commiserate with poor, beleagured Mr. Holder and call for more gun control.
ReplyDeleteEwwwwww.........yukkkk.......ickkkkk......barfffff..!!!
ReplyDeleteRe: Michelle's push ups.
ReplyDeleteThose push ups were not done correctly. A "real" push up is when you dip down all-the-way and your nose touches the floor. This is difficult, as it takes quite a bit of core and arm strength. I didn't see that here from the first one onward. Sorry, hers do not count.
re: the alterations, the same fawning sycophants who call a hideously clashing accessory a "pop of color" would consider the gussets a fashion-forward seam detail.
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