Four words: “that’s almost ridiculously cool”
Boy there’s a whole lot of hatin’ going on out there this week:
- An ugly War on Women in South Carolina
- More unprosecuted hate crimes at McDonald’s in Denver
- And another political hate crime in New Hampshire.
That’s right, Joey B. He’s done hatin’ on investment capitalists now that it appears that dog don’t hunt. And Big Guy has decided to have it both ways in order to keep some of that private equity rolling into the campaign coffers.
So now Joey’s moved on to hatin’ on plumbers and the Tea Party. That’s right, he’s discovered the real cause of the economy’s failure to thrive:
Vice President Joe Biden admitted to a group of supporters in New Hampshire this afternoon that the President would have been able help the economy "much, more" if the Tea Party hadn't taken the House.
Biden showed the audience the Obama campaigns chart of job growth during the President's first term in office and accused the Tea Party for stalling the recovery, because of the debt limit fight.
"Imagine where we'd be if the Tea Party hadn't taken control of the House of Representatives," Biden said adding that they were "a group set on obstructionism."
Yes, just imagine where we’d be:
Butt good news! I see we’re running a new contest, although I had to find out about it from Raj. I don’t know why I wasn’t included on the invitation list. The only thing I can imagine is that some of the Clinton’s are still mad about that cankle thing.
As you can see, I had to edit the copy to get rid of 9 inches of white space between the end of the message and the new message that our crackerjack attorney's have just recently figured out we are required to bury add to the bottom of our invitation to participate in our lottery.
Seriously. Good luck. Dude.
Arsenio, the newest celebrity apprentice with Big Dawg. Now that’s almost ridiculously cool!
This of course can only mean one thing: Hilz is in! For the VP slot I mean.
There’s no other explanation.
I don’t think that’s going to set very well with Queen #1 who - as a rule – doesn’t mind “joining forces” with Dr. Jilly’s skinny little butt in her military family pandering support and her patented No Child’s Fat Behind ® efforts.
Butt everything will be different if Bill becomes our VP spouse.
For one thing, everyone knows what an attention hog he is.
For example, he’s already suggested rebranding the No Child’s Fat Behind ® to the Clinton Global Health Initiative – because of the name recognition.
On the upside though, Bill will be around for those times when Big Guy has an important golf date, or just doesn’t feel like he can handle one more problem. With Bill in the Vice-Presidential spouse slot, Bo can leave any time he feels like it needs to, knowing he’s left the world in good hands.
Not always something he can do with Joey B:
OK, I think I’ve got it: we were against gay marriage before we were for it?
And while normally Lady M would object to sharing her co-presidency with not just one, butt two Clintons, I suppose there could be mitigating factors.
“I feel your pain darlin’ and I can make it go away.”
So your guess is as good as mine as to how this is going to work out.
Oh and Joey B? Don’t worry. He’s already got another gig lined up.
Hi welcome to Home Depot! Can I help you find anything? How about a hammer?
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