Top 10 Reasons to Donate to WTF 2012. Warning: it’s adorable

Thank goodness we have something to talk about today besides this ad in the Washington Times:

Click to embiggen & see entire ad                (h/t: Charlie)

Don’t worry, it’s just another in an endless list of “Obama lies” so we can just ignore it too.

Instead, let’s talk about something Big Guy is totally comfortable with: fundraising (since that’s what he’ll be doing for the rest of the term week). Last night BO was forced to pull out the long knives and go after Romney. (I know, I know “if they bring a knife, you bring a gun” (h/t Rhambo the Magnificent), butt we’re just a little “gun shy” these days, given the current outrage. I mean the Dark Knight thing, not Fast and Furious.) He was just defending himself against Romney’s unfair attacks. Imagine someone using your own words against you, that is so…so, un-American. And probably racist. Here’s Big Guy’s re-direct:

"Frankly, the other side can't sell their ideas so what they're going to do is distort my vision. Earlier today, Gov. Romney was at it again," Obama said as the crowd booed. "Knowingly twisting my words to suggest I don’t value small business. In politics, we all tolerate a certain amount of spin. I understand those are the games that get played in political campaigns. Although, when folks like omit entire sentences of what you said, they start kind of splicing and dicing, you may have gone a little over the edge there. But there’s actually a real choice there."

 

So Choose Wisely, Weedhopper.         

(h/t:Krista)

Anyway, here’s Team Obama’s latest in a long list of reasons why you should give BO some (more) of your money:

Friend -- Want to celebrate President Obama's birthday with him -- at the Obamas' house in Chicago? Donate $5 or whatever you can to be automatically entered today. https://donate.barackobama.com/Birthday Thanks, Obama for America

Contributions or gifts to Obama for America are not tax deductible

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And thank you, Obama for America, for such an adorable snapshot!

 

I think this latest beggin’ blast shows that our very expensive big brains have finally earned their keep.

 

Not cheap, butt they have really big brains

 

As Naked D.C. noted, this solicitation presents the best reason yet for spreading your wealth around; donate to Big Guy because “this picture is adorable.” (h/t: MOD, Gerard) Are you in?

 

Apparently Big Guy and Lady M find the Wee Wons so adorable  in this “typical American family” portrait that they decided to exploit use the innocent little pawns in their latest begging fund raising campaign. That is adorable!

 

And so what if this adorable picture was taken 8 years ago when the girls were, well, adorable, and they’ve now  reached that awkward “why-do-I-have-to-be-here-anyway-they’re-your-friends-not-mine”  stage.

 

 

 

 

A sentiment, BTW, that Mom can relate to:

As I reflect on it I’m thinking that the “adorable” pitch is actually a much better reason to donate than some of the others that the staff has been kicking around lately. See what you think; here are their top 10 reasons to  “Donate today:”

• he saved the American economy,
• he put everybody back to work,
• he’s a surprisingly good bowler golfer pool player,
• he let you keep your health care plan if you like it,
• he kept a tight lid on our national security secrets,
• he will have “more flexibility after the election,”
• he personally capped Bin Laden,
• he closed Guantanamo
• he closed the borders
• you want 4 more years of his crap benevolence

So, since I know you’re in, what’s your numero uno reason? Feel free to come up with new ones – we still need a lot of money!

 

BHO 2012: Because he’s so adorable

 

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