Tuesday, October 9, 2012

“ROCK” the vote – for ROMNEY!?! WTF?


obama implosionAll this for a damn debate!?!

Ay yi yi! This is bad news. It might be time to unleash our secret weapon.

mo forward“Here I come to save the day!”

We may have to backpedal a little on the new “aw schucks, I’m just the wife around here” persona that Lady M just recently crafted:

"I rarely step foot in the West Wing,” Obama told "Nightline" anchor Cynthia McFadden. “In fact, people are shocked when they see me there. I rarely walk in that office because the truth is, he's got so many wonderful advisers. He's got a phenomenal cabinet. He's got people who are in the trenches on these issues every single day, and I'm kind of stepping in and out, and I've got my own set of issues."

As she told ABC’s Nightline yesterday, before adding:

"So I don't even have the kind of expertise and the time in to be able to provide the kind of advice and guidance that he's already getting."

Here’s the problem: nobody else, including BO, seems to have that kind of expertise either. Which may explain the bad advice and guidance the Preezy’s been getting lately:

Lie about the strength of the Taliban following OBL’s death, lie about the guns walkin’ across the border, lie about the attack on our embassy and the death of our Ambassador, lie about Romney lying…I’m beginning to spot a pattern here. Maybe we do need to broaden our strategy a little beyond HOPE.

Hey! I’ve got it! How about this: cue the Big Bird ad! 

mo big birdSo take that Mitt!

Make no mistake, Big Guy’s been given some really bad advice and guidance lately. Maybe he should have followed his own good advice and appointed Big Dawg to “Secretary of explaining stuff.”

bill reporting Bubba, reporting for duty

Butt all the bad advice? That’s not the most concerning part. What’s keeping me awake at night these days are BO’s increasingly dangerous delusions of grandeur. Even our own team members are beginning to take note:

“And we are told that when Obama left the stage that night, he was feeling good.”

Boy, this can’t be good: with your head that far up our a$$ in the sand you might miss some important in-coming calls, like “Our embassy in Benghazi is burning! Send help, pronto!” 

And if it’s true Big Guy missed that call, you can just bet that Team Romney will try to make hay out of it. They’re still mad at Team Obama for accusing Mitt of killing that woman 4 years after her husband lost his job at a steel company Bain Capital was trying to save. So I don’t think I have to point out where they could go with this Benghzi-gate thing do I?

And now we hear the polls are tipping against Big Guy. Could it be that Kid Rock is actually a reflection (blush) of what the American people are feeling? That they are proud this country elected its first Black President, butt they just wish he would have done a much better job?

(with apologies on Kid Rock’s behalf to TOTUS)

Sheesh! That kind of independent thinking is going to land us into a dung pile of trouble. Lady M better get her Lady Parts ® out there and start campaigning fast and furiously if she expects this robust, unexpected turn of events to turn around.

REno nv before debate mo

Butt for now, for your Tuesday listening pleasure, here’s a little tribute to the notion of being (and remaining) “Born Free” from the Kid:

Hey! That’s pure Michigan! Up North in the UP, eh?


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