I’ve noticed over the past couple of weeks that nerve endings seem to be emerging from their sheathes with increasing frequency and stridency here in MOTUS’ little nest.
I don’t know if this trend is due to 5 years of Barry and MO, creeping sharia, NSA-IRS-DOJ-HHS-Ms.NBC, Benghazi, Fast & Furious, fluoridated water, or global warming butt something has thrown a “primate wrench” into our smoothly orbiting solar system. To quote Jimmy Dean (RIP),
“Planets collide when breakfast is set aside.”
So it’s time for a day of re-alignment. Little Mo’s psychiatrist (Yes, Little Mo sees a shrink; not for his own psyche, butt to gather tips on how best to psych others out. Sneaky, no?) has recommended the following proactive action:
- Step away from the intertoobs,
- Take a deep, deep breath,
- Nuke a delicious Jimmy Dean Breakfast Sandwich,
- Enjoy a delicious, restorative, Jimmy Dean Breakfast Sandwich while you watch the video.
So that’s what I’m doing today. Join me if you wish.
Now, let’s get back to work, snarking and ridiculing all things Obama! We’ve got a country to save here!
That is all.