Thursday, September 12, 2013

Death Comes to America

I see that 73% of the US casualties in our 12 year War in Afghanistan have occurred under the leadership of Our Nobel Peace Prize winner. Wow! Now that’s “Historic!”

How could that be, you ask? Some say it’s due to the new kinder, gentler, fairer, completely transformed rules of engagement imposed by our Nobel Laureate.

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I guess these rules will apply to any new theatre of war we stumble into as well. Syria, for example, should our “bigger than a pinprick, smaller than a bee sting” PMS retaliation plan not work.

Or if we chose not to follow the advice of the the new world leader, Vladdie, the Putinator.


Yep, it looks like Pooty decided to use that “reset” button that Big Guy’s former Secretary handed over to him. He was just waiting for the right moment.

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You did read Pooty’s “peace in our time” plan, didn’t you, published (where else?) in America’s newspaper of record?

This is historic; not since Khrushchev pounded his shoe on the desk at the UN has America been lectured by an ex-KGB agent. Surely that wasn’t the intended outcome of our new improved, big brained foreign policy?

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So, shortly on the heels of calling Big Guy’s current Secretary, Jean CarrĂ©, a liar, Russian President Putin goes on record in our newspaper of record to lecture our President on his use of rhetorical flourishes:

I carefully studied his address to the nation on Tuesday. And I would rather disagree with a case he made on American exceptionalism, stating that the United States’ policy is “what makes America different. It’s what makes us exceptional.” It is extremely dangerous to encourage people to see themselves as exceptional, whatever the motivation.


Goodness; forgive me for saying so, but doesn’t that seem a bit arrogant; dismissive, even derisive on his part? It’s almost as if Pooty is committed to pushing every one of Big Guy’s buttons – and as you know, he has lots of buttons.

ObamaMarketSegmentation2Market segmentation plan of Obama-for-America

I think our plan, so far, is to ignore him. And maybe start looking for a new marketing manager who can more effectively get our new message out:

War is Peace.


Freedom is slavery.


Ignorance is truth.


Got that? Good. We’ll be back with further instructions tomorrow.

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2012-Winning-The-Future-WTFObama: Winning The Future since Khrushchev buried us.

Oh, and I nearly forgot: Lady M will be in Watertown today, promoting, wait for it…drinking water! Clever, no? Our PR director is going to get a big raise for thinking this one up. By government standards that’s a full scale bee stinger.

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