Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Who Let the Dogs Out?

I’m going to advise everyone associated with the Big White to just say no to any more photographs for the rest of the month. For one thing, Big White official photographer, Pete Souza, seems to be on Winter Holiday break and turning things over to the B team never works out well (see Obamacare). I mean seriously, when the best shots involve a dog that generally doesn’t know how to comport herself, it’s probably time for everyone to take a break.

mo sunnyI was talking about Sunny - who did you think I was talking about?


Butt can I cut a break here? No. Leave it to crazy old Uncle Joey to take it upon himself to reprise not only last week’s embarrassing photo theme (“Don’t be that selfie guy”),




as well as his own “don’t be that creepy old white guy” theme:


biker joeThank goodness there were Secret Service guys on hand. That troll looks homicidal.

Here he is at one of our parties with Amie Parnes, The Hill‘s White House Correspondent: awkward!

joey gropeJoey, advancing the Regime’s agenda of Upward-mobility.

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As long as we’re reprising themes, how about this little number from my Capitalist Pig collection of ‘08 and ‘12?

Additional Big White Sensitivity Training sessions to commence in 3, 2, 1…no wait; never mind - it’s the Republicans that disrespect women. Right?

clinton gropeBig Dawg: The Gold Standard!

I’m telling you this for your own well being, Joey: cut the creepy old white guy crap, or suffer the consequences…the Vulcan Death Stare.


Trust me, you don’t want that. It will break you.


It breaks everyone, even our former lapdogs:

It’s official — the government of the United States of Obama consists of boobs and bores and is led by a narcissist. It is no consolation that Great Britain joins us in racing to the bottom.

So don’t worry about the newest polls indicating that Big Guy’s personal popularity and his handling of the economy and his legacy Obamacare have all plummeted.

vulcan's death stare

We are sic’ing the Vulcan Death Stare on our lapdog media, and expect those poll results to turn around by the time we get back from our Hawaiian vacation.

So carry on with your Christmas responsibilities and if you have time, show us your best Vulcan Death Stare – be they dogs,

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cats, (pardon the French – I’m sure the exact translation is something less crude):


cat stare of death

or something more lethal.

michelleobama the stareWhen was the last time anyone’s heard from Carla?

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