MOTUS A.D.: A Pen, a Phone, a Ladder, TOTUS: Can Leadership Be Far Behind?

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

A Pen, a Phone, a Ladder, TOTUS: Can Leadership Be Far Behind?

I have to make it short today, as I need to ensure that my batteries are fully charged and that I have plenty of backup. I need to be prepared to handle anything, as I never know what I’m going to need to contend with at the SOTU.

Plus, it always seems like the SOTU runs for hours - sort of like a Hollywood awards show.

Come to think of it, the SOTU is an awards show!

“And the prize goes to…BARACK!!!!”

“I’d like to thank anyone who helped me kill Osama bin Laden, butt I can’t remember who you are.”

I’ve got to run now: Raj has been tasked with providing the props for tonight’s SOTU and I promised to help. He’s trying to locate a Pen-in-a-Phone that Big Guy can wave around on the podium to illustrate his new leadership style.

“With a pen and a phone, I will rule you.”

It’s not that Raj hasn’t been able to find a pen-in-phone, he’s actually lined up several different models:

Butt they’re all made in China, and Big Guy specifically requested one that’s union made.

We’re still efforting that request.

Be sure to tune in tonight when we will answer the question: “Can POTUS and TOTUS sell the public on a Pen and Phone President?”

“I think we need to add a few rungs to your pedestal, TOTUS; that’ll turn you into a ‘ladder of opportunity.’ We’ll call you the “Stairway to Heaven.”