Thursday, January 30, 2014

#BigBlockOfCheeseDay: A Totally Processed Cheese Food Product

I hope you took advantage of yesterday’s West Wing #BigBlockOfCheeseDay.

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Everyone around here sure did.

cheeseheads at workCheesehead Czars and staff hard at work answering Twitter questions on #BigBlockOfCheeseDay

We got lots of good questions tweeted to us:

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So I guess if you pay a guy$10.10/hr to drop fries at McDonalds he’ll make those fries cook faster.

friesYep, those look golden, brown and delicious to me! Serve ‘em up Jose!

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How funny is it that? Secretary Foxx  is working on paths for wolves to cross the road? There’s a fox-in-the-hen-house joke in there somewhere. Or at least a quip about “sheep in wolves clothing,” no?

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Besides, we already have “wolf crossings” – they’re called “wildlife overpasses”

wildlife_overpass-wolves2h/t “Nature Adapts” by DougM @ Sondrakistan

Then Jay-Jay weighed in, hysterically, on his caffeine habit and how he takes personal responsibility:

ccarbon copy_thumb[2]  Staffers pay for their own coffee? Since when!? Should I expect a bill?

Then we got a question regarding the young people of America:

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Uh, I hate to correct Val-Jar, butt Ann@ratherbeskiing asked how do we inspire young people “to work in govt.” We already know that government workers know how to have fun:

gsa vegas babyGSA Official in Vegas, baby! And later, taking the Fifth.

And some people enjoyed the #BigBlockOfCheeseDay so much, they’d like to see it incorporated into our public propaganda system:

 

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So we wrapped up our first, historic #BigBlockOfCheeseDay by unveiling this portrait in Cheetos of Big Guy,

baalman-cheetos-obama-romney2Cheetos artist Jason Baalman poses with his most famous Cheesehead portrait

I’m looking into having this encased behind glass in order to protect it for posterity; you know how dangerous it is to have Cheetos around here.

We officially shut down #BigBlockOfCheeseDay at midnight, declared it a total success, and look forward to doing it again real soon. Because not only did we answer a whole bunch ‘a good questions from you, the little people, butt we invested a lot of money in all these cheese heads and we sure to want to get our money’s worth.

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