Barack Hussein Obama, Joe Biden and John Kerry walk into a room…
Question: how many degrees does the ambient I.Q. drop?
Yesterday, after 6 years of courting environmentalists, El Presidente finally stuck a fork in the Keystone Pipeline. Because he is the Decider.
And besides, who needs energy independence now that the Decider has stabilized relations with all the oil producing countries in the Middle East? Indeed, who needs to rely on any of those disgusting fossil fuels when our Decider has paved the way for alternate energy sources like wind, solar, algae and corn.
And don’t pay any attention to the Laborers’ International Union of North America who’s complaining (with their pocketbook) about the Decider throwing them under the bus. They’re just sore losers.
As for BHO, he stated definitively that “The pipeline would not make a meaningful long-term contribution to our economy,” and he was committed to making that so. I can’t help but wonder though, if that’s going to be the criteria for green-lighting a project, how on earth do you explain Big Guy’s second election?
Related story: the Decider has now decided that the country has achieved “full employment’ with unemployment at 5% – even if it takes 94 million Americans being forced “out of the workforce” in order to do it. You’ve got to break a few eggs to create an anomaly like a jobless recovery.
Cross-Posted on Patriot Action Network