Friday, November 6, 2015

The Declaration of Dependents

Our forefathers (a group of old rich white guys) risked everything in order to form a more perfect union. They fought for independence and sovereignty as a nation.

And now we have millions of illegal aliens – whose very presence conveys contempt for that sovereignty – who want to use the rights those old dead white guys fought for to demand their own rights. Seems fair enough, once you accept the fact that we’ve slipped one ring-of-hell further down the rabbit hole.


Except the “undocumented Americans” don’t really want to be independent; their demand is for their dependents to be… more dependent; just like millions of their “fellow” Americanos today. 

An immigrant-rights group proposed a “Bill of Rights” for illegal immigrants Thursday, demanding that Americans recognize there are millions already in the country who deserve health care, in-state tuition rates for college and a guarantee of citizenship in the long term.

They want free K-12 education, EMT cards, Obamacare, unemployment insurance, and that free college tuition that Bernie and Hilz are promising. And what a charming group of dependents they are!

Here are Ricardo and Rosa, exercising their First Amendment right to address (profanely) how they feel about The Donald’s platform aimed at re-establishing a semblance of sovereignty to this country (Video HereWARNING: NSFW - Explicit Language).

Here's the transcript, in case you don’t want to watch a couple of little kids being used as pawns:

Hola, Donald Trump. Screaming, “get out of my country,” Republicans use offensive words, so here’s a few of our own. F*** you, racist f***. We’re Latino kids born in the USA, and we’ve got something to say. I’m Rosa. I’m Ricardo. My friends call me Rick, but you keep calling me anchor baby? Wow. Racist dick. When you say Mexican immigrants are rapists, murderers, and drug dealers, you know it’s racist code for words like spics, wetbacks and beaners. And you have attacked people for speaking Mexican in this nation. It’s Spanish, idiota. Maybe a little less hairspray and more education? Millions of working Latinos would be deported if you get your loco way, pendejo. If you’re in the White House, for America, there would be nothing but bad hair days. Yo, Trump. You may be high in the polls, thanks to pinches racist suckers, but your whole thing has to come from me if you try to deport my abuelita, motherf***ers! You see, the Constitution makes me a citizen, and you hate that because I’m brown! And you say you’re a patriot? But you want to tear the Bill of Rights? How? I’m an American, born in the USA. This is my home. You can’t take my rights away. If you don’t like our Constitution and what it stands for, get the f*** out of my country. There’s the door!

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Butt wait - there’s more that the immigrants-rights group demands:

The list of demands runs 10 items long — the same as the U.S. Constitution’s Bill of Rights — and also calls for an end to arrests and deportations for “all law-abiding undocumented Americans.”

Apparently they haven’t been subject to enough of the free American education system to know that “law-abiding undocumented Americans” is an oxymoron.

Would it be racist to suggest that in the future the “undocumented Americans” knock on the door first before letting themselves in? 

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