This was concerning, considering Martha’s Vineyard is just south of Cape Cod:
Three beaches on Cape Cod were closed to swimming Friday after as many as six great white sharks were spotted feeding on a whale carcass.
The good news: Kim Kardashian is no longer pregnant.
Orca Oprah has been spotted, safe on shore.
The bad news: Lady M hasn’t even had time to squeeze into her bathing suit yet, let alone hit the beach. I’ll spare you the image; people have died for less. Butt imagine this, only shorter – with a black stripe down each side:
Now get out there and enjoy your shark-free Sunday,
Cross-Posted on Patriot Action Network