Monday, October 2, 2017

Breaking News: Heads I Win, Tails You Lose

Legend has it that whenever Dorothy Parker’s phone or doorbell rang she would utter “what fresh hell can this be?” That’s how I feel when I turn on the news.

So indeed, what fresh hell is this? Nobody knows nuthin’ yet. Except that the perpetrator was a white guy - Were he not, we still wouldn’t know his name.

All we know for sure is that the left will politicize the Las Vegas massacre for their purposes. Either the shooter was a Trump supporter and therefore all Trump supporters are responsible. Or, if he was not, he was driven to madness by Trump. Heads they win, tails you lose.

heads tails

Because it’s Vegas, baby, and the House always wins.

“There is a tide in the affairs of men, Which taken at the flood, leads on to fortune. Omitted, all the voyage of their life is bound in shallows and in miseries. On such a full sea are we now afloat. And we must take the current when it serves, or lose our ventures.” – Shakespeare, Julius Caesar

The most charitable thing I can say about Stephen Paddock is that he failed to take the tide at the flood. Rest assured the Left will not miss it.

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