Wednesday, September 26, 2018

Incidents and Accidents: That’s How You Get More Trump

Following on another manic Monday we head into whacky Wednesday. I think a little musical interlude is in order so I offer up this curated selection in which Game Show Hosts create a Myth of Fingerprints that ultimately leads to unsubstantiated allegations of Incidents and Accidents:

 1. They All Seem Like Game Show Hosts To Me (aka If I Ever Lose My Faith In You – Sting)

Some would say I was a lost man in a lost world
You could say I lost my faith in the people on TV
You could say I'd lost my belief in our politicians
They all seemed like game show hosts to me

If I ever lose my faith in you
There'd be nothing left for me to do

I could be lost inside their lies without a trace
But every time I close my eyes I see your face

If I ever lose my faith in you
There'd be nothing left for me to do…

2. Myth of Fingerprints (aka All Around the World - Paul Simon:

Over the mountain, down in the valley
Lives a former talk-show host
Everybody knows his name
He said, "
There's no doubt about it
It was the myth of fingerprints
I've seen them all and man, they're all the same
"

Well, the sun gets weary
And the sun goes down
Ever since the watermelon
And the lights come up

On the black pit town
Somebody says what's a better thing to do
Well, it's not just me
And it's not just you…

3. Incidents and Accidents (aka You Can Call Me Al – Paul Simon)

…A man walks down the street
He says why am I short of attention
Got a short little span of attention
And whoa my nights are so long
Where's my wife and family?
What if I die here?
Who'll be my role-model
Now that my role-model is
Gone , gone?
He ducked back down the alley
With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl
All along, along
There were incidents and accidents
There were hints and allegations…

A note for New Left Progressives: just keep it up; keep on trumping our nominees.

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Because if you want more Trump, I guarantee you, this is precisely how you get more Trump.