Monday, September 24, 2018

We Live In Interesting Times

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It strikes me that the world would be much better off if we still institutionalized the insane amongst us before they were allowed to become criminally insane. That way we wouldn’t have so many of them stepping forward with unsubstantiated allegations to act as the New Left Progressives’ spoilers.

Just a quick re-cap of where we stand as of today:


Ford: completely unsubstantiated allegation that, while drunk, she was groped by a 17 year old Brett Kavanaugh

Ramirez: completely unsubstantiated allegation that Brett Kavanaugh exposed himself to her while playing a drinking game in college (as if that would be scandalous even if true, as she doesn’t allege that anyone forced her to play strip poker, while drinking). This unsubstantiated allegation is brought to you by none other than Ronan Farrow who earned his chops on the back of Harvey Weinstein and the #metoo crowd – thereby proving the theory I laid out in Another Blockbuster From Hollywood:

No, #metoo was designed to take out Kavanagh – and anyone else the NLP didn’t like - all along. It’s
their failsafe assault weapon: weaponized #metoo. Inappropriate sexual activity that can only be denied, not disproved.

And now creepy porn star lawyer, Michael Avenatti, has stepped forward to say he has come up with yet another unsubstantiated allegation:

Avenatti says he has multiple witnesses who will say Brett Kavanaugh, President Donald Trump's Supreme Court nominee, participated in gang rapes of drunken women during high school.

Because clearly the unsubstantiated allegations up to this point are inadequate to take Kavanaugh down; we need something a whole lot…sexier, more Hollywood.

This last blockbuster unsubstantiated allegation of course will bring the number of unsubstantiated allegations to “critical mass” which will allow the NLP to demand that the confirmation process be called to a halt  - till after the midterms - to give them time to investigate the seriousness of the allegations and hopefully win back both Houses of Congress.

It looks like it’s time to ratchet this up a couple notches:


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Remember: it’s a curse. And a blessing. You’ve got to love the Chinese, they’re inscrutable.

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