Thursday, November 14, 2019

The Riders Cup

I have a theory about why Joe Biden decided to run for president in 2020 at his advanced age. I think he’s just part of yet another rider to the Democrats’ seemingly endless insurance plan riders.

Of course Joe’s always wanted to be president but I don’t think he would have run unless some influential members of the Democratic party - very likely Barack Hussein Obama himself - encouraged him to do so. And by encouraged I mean pandered to his giant ego. Of course nobody actually wants him as their ultimate candidate but I doubt very much that either Joey or Dr. Jilly know that…yet.

Here’s how I think it was set up and will play out:

When President Trump’s team discovered nefarious linkage between the Bidens and Ukraine, sometime in 2018, the Dems decided they better take out another rider on their impeachment insurance policy: call this one the Biden Rider. With old beloved Joe running for president the powers-that-be determined that the troops would be outraged that their their beloved - and leading - candidate was being smeared by Orange Man Bad and accused of things only Republicans are ever held accountable for.

The Biden Rider would allow them to turn poor old Joe and his junkie son into victims while simultaneously accusing President Trump (again) of high crimes and misdemeanors. Quid pro Joe could be turned to their advantage and presented as a quid pro quo impeachment proceeding against Trump. 

Image result for two birds one stoneTwo birds and all

Therefore, when the time was right (i.e. after the Mueller report’s failure to launch) the Ukrainian allegations dropped, seemingly like manna from heaven but in reality from a “whistleblower.” Game on. And although the new allegations arrived with a guarantee of impeachment, it looks to be simply another mini-coup by Deep State that will also be put down. Here’s a rundown of all the other insurance rider claims submitted by the Dems for payout, all of which have been rejected:

Voting-machines-fraud hoax, the Logan Act, the Emoluments Clause, the 25th Amendment, the McCabe-Rosenstein faux coup and various Michael Avenatti-Stormy Daniels-Michael Cohen psychodramas. Ukraine, then, isn’t unique, but simply another mini-coup. - h/t Victor Davis Hanson 

Anyway, once this Ukraine thing is put to rest the Democrats will be free to cut Joe loose and promote their next rock star candidate: Deval Patrick. You know, the candidate so good even Barack Hussein saw fit to plagiarize him. 

Seriously, what could be better for the Democrats than getting rid of an old (creepy) white guy and choosing another Magic Negro as their flag-bearer?

Image result for joe biden deval patrick“You know only a few years ago you’d be serving the covfefe, right?” – h/t Bill Clinton