Thursday, December 5, 2019

Welcome to Little Jerry’s Airing of Grievances

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Far be it from me to criticize a person based solely on their looks but have you ever seen 3 such goofy looking academics in your life?

Like I said though, it’s not just their mugs. If central casting called for 3 pompous, supercilious professors with daddy issues, here’s your final cut. They landed the lead roles in the yesterday’s retelling of the Festivus story - brought to you by Little Jerry’s Deli.

In the original version Festivus is celebrated on December 23, begins with the raising of the aluminum Festivus pole, followed by a nice meatloaf dinner and only then do you get into the airing of grievances and the feats of strength. Like everything else with the Democrats these days though,  they have it half-ass backwards,

"At the Festivus dinner, you gather your family around, and tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year."

and began their festivities with the airing of grievances – totally out of order.

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But man oh man, did we hear their grievances! First from Michael Gerhart, who looks disturbingly like my dentist.

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And Noah Feldman

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who looks (and sounds) disturbingly like Harold Krenshaw, Adrian Monk’s neurotic nemesis:

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Then of course there is Professor Pam Karlan who looks disturbingly like every smug, opinionated, angry harridan you’ve ever had the misfortune of running across.

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Image result for pamela karlan supporter of warren and hillary clintonYIKES! Professor Pam in 2017 American Constitution Society panel discussion explaining that she hates Trump more than you do.

And how about these two dour spectators spotted at the impeachment hearings? I’m willing to bet my last corned beef sandwich they aren’t there to support our President. Odd what these humorless members of the resistance do for fun isn’t it?

Image result for impeachment hearingsMembers of the audience use binoculars while attending an impeachment hearing where constitutional scholars…testified before the House Judiciary Committee. – Mercury News

I certainly hope the Dems enjoy the rest of the upcoming Festivus traditions:

The planting of the pole:

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and the Feats of Strength.

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