Wednesday, August 12, 2020

Game On

And so it’s Kamala. Of course it’s Kamala.

She didn’t get those cheeky implants for nothing. Or maybe it was just fillers and Botox.

By all accounts she’s smart, ambitious, shrewd and ruthless – just like Joe, except for the smart part.

It’s unfortunate that with all of her skills and talent she’ll always be best known for practicing her wily babe-like charms on hapless politicians in a position to advance her career. The campaign jokes have already started writing themselves; decorum prevents me from repeating them but don’t let that stop you.

Unfortunately Politico let the cat out of the bag by jumping the gun 10 days early:

"Joe Biden chose Kamala Harris to become his running mate for the 2020 election on Aug. 1, two weeks before the Democratic National Convention, after keeping his choice close to the chest for months.

In his announcement, Biden, 77, called Harris "a worthy opponent and a worthy running mate," alluding to the pair's rivalry during the earlier stages of the Democratic primary. She will bring her experience as a prosecutor, household name recognition, and skill as a debater to the ticket." - Politico, August 1, 2020

Apparently they didn’t realize exactly how long it takes for fillers and Botox to settle in before you are ready for prime time.

kamala-harris-face-1595365154931.pngJuly 18, 2020. Kamala doing her impersonation of the equally likable Susan Rice

 Let the games begin.