Monday, August 24, 2020

Storm Front: Giddy-Up

What’s the score in the Conway family dispute?

Kellyanne Conway’s Trump-hating daughter is apparently ready for a new family.

“I’m officially pushing for emancipation. Buckle up because this is probably going to be public one way or another, unfortunately. Welcome to my life,” 15-year-old Claudia Conway tweeted Saturday night.

On Sunday night:

Daughter 1: Mommy 0? Mommy 1: Daughter 0?

Daddy 1: Daughter 1: Mommy 0?

I’m going with tied at 0:0:0.

The score isn’t clear but it’s obvious that they’re all losing. A 15 year old attention whore doesn’t just get to this point without parental complicity whether intentional or unintentional.

No 15 Y/O should look like this already hardened piece of work

How could this workaholic, dysfunctional couple not see what a toll their lives and livelihoods were having on their kids, especially their eldest?

I’d guess you lost your pony, it grew into a horse on its own and now you don’t recognize it anymore.

I wish all of the Conways the best of luck trying to set their family right but it may be 15 years too late. I do hope all the storms stay out to sea…

and a happier day dawns on all.

Meanwhile, giddy-up.