Wednesday, September 30, 2020

Participation Trophies For Everyone

“Civilization is like a thin layer of ice upon a deep ocean of chaos and darkness.”- Warner Herzog

This is my summary of the debate:

Biden:

“Liar! Racist! c’mon man! Clown! Shut up man!”

“Court packing? I’ll pass Chris”

“Hunter? Let me tell you about my dead son Beau.”

“Police defunding? I’ll pass Chris.”

“Chris? Chris? A little help here?”

Trump:

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Wallace:

“Allow me to state my liberal position in the form of a question.”

“So you will not accept the result of the fake ballot count Mr. President?”

Media:

“Trump refused to condemn White Supremacists. Again.”

No winner declared, but everybody, including the moderator, gets a participation trophy.

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A thin layer of ice would be nice.