Sunday, October 11, 2020


I think the Democrats are beginning to get more than a little worried about their first draft pick.

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KTNV reporter Ross DiMattei approached Biden and said that viewers were anxious to know if he supported expanding the Supreme Court to more than nine judges.

Biden: No.

DiMattei: 'This is the number one thing that I've been asked about from viewers in the last couple of days.'

Biden: 'Well, you've been asked by the viewers who are probably Republicans.'

DiMattei: 'Don't the voters deserve to know where you stand on -'

Biden 'No, they don't deserve - I'm not gonna play his game, he'd love me to talk about, and I've already said something on court packing, he'd love that to be the discussion instead of what he's doing now.'

That’s an odd exchange, really, since the obvious answer would be “no” and game over. Except he can’t do that. Not because it’s a lie - we all know Joey has NO problem with lying – but because he can’t afford to PO the rabid Left who know that packing the court is the only chance for getting their way. This puts Joey in an awkward position he’s not accustomed to.

And at this point in his stellar career he simply cannot understand:

Joey B: Why are you peasants asking me all these questions? Don’t you know who I am? Don’t you realize who you are? C'MON MAN!

OK, we won’t ask you any more tough questions Mr. Vice President, let’s talk about fracking instead:

Joey B:  C'MON MAN! “I am not, not, not banning fracking, period,” he assured union members in Erie, Pa., a crucial swing county in the battleground state.

C'MON MAN! You may be peasants, but you’re MY peasants! Stop giving me a hard time you dog faced pony soldiers.

I’m still not sure what he told them. I know a double negative is a positive but what’s a triple? A home run? A tie? Forfeit? Maybe Joey should just fake the cooties and stay home from now until election day.

Either that or get someone more reliable to run through batting practices with. Somebody more like Steve Sully for instance.

That’s more like it!