Friday, October 23, 2020

“I Don’t Make Money From China, You Do.”

Last night’s debate was certainly not as difficult to watch as the first one. Still, I’m awarding the win to Joey B’s official resuscitation team, seen here celebrating after successfully reviving the former Vice President from his Zombie-like state:

Their job was to get the patient on his feet, walking, talking and acting like he used to. The neurological team didn’t have much to work with so we got the reanimated Joe talking just like the original good old Joe. Thus we get classical gaffes like his contention that  “we had a good relationship with Hitler before he invaded Europe” (for the record, uh, no). And his trademark “I’ll have things both way” tactic on fracking – he was against it before he was for it – culminating in his nod to AOC’s  Green New Deal assertion that he’ll eliminate the fossil fuel industry altogether.

As for President Trump, his patience with the moderator’s immoderate questions and interruptions along with his opponent’s lies about everything from the Obama-Biden administration record to the Russian disinformation excuse for Hunter’s laptop is reason enough to reelect him.

I just wish that every time Joe Biden tossed out one of his fallback, pandering “first responders” and “this is about your family” comments President Trump would have nailed him by reminding him where his own party stood on this. It’s the Democrats that want to defund the police. It’s the Democrats who want to flood the country with foreign labor. It’s the Democrats who want to eliminate high paying oil patch jobs. It’s the Democrats who want to send even more jobs to China. It’s the Democrats who want to replace your private healthcare insurance with “single source government healthcare.”

And it’s the Democrats who want to keep the economy shutdown and you in lockdown indefinitely due to the CHINESE virus.

Why on earth is this man not 50 points ahead?

Trump orders review of auto parts firm pension cuts

“You're the one that takes all the money from Wall Street. I don't take it.”

“I don't make money from China, you do.”

“ I don't make money from Ukraine, you do.”

“I don't make money from Russia. You made three and a half million dollars.”