Monday, August 2, 2021

“Eat Your Own Damn Peas”

I’m sure it will be a lovely party, how could it not? Beachfront private estate venue, the finest food and drink that money can buy, live musical entertainment, beautiful people flocking in from everywhere. Ah yes, it’s Barack Hussein Obama’s 60th birthday on Wednesday and he’s throwing a bash at his own lovely Martha’s Vineyard estate next weekend.

obama-marthasvineyard-houseThe sprawling 6,892-square-foot house sits on 29.3 secluded acres fronting the Edgartown Great Pond between Slough Cove and Turkeyland Cove, with views of a barrier beach and the ocean. 

And don’t you dare question how he could afford such an expensive estate (as well as his swell Washington D.C. Kalorama digs) as an ex-public servant, you racist dawg, you. But for the record, here’s how:

Barack Obama doesn't want any gifts for his 60th birthday, just a COVID-safe party and donations to the Obama Foundation's philanthropic projects.

Just like all other professional government grifters: his “friends” fund his and his family’s lavish lifestyle in exchange for…oh, we needn’t get into all that now, do we? Just know that Barry’s planning a big party and you’re not invited.

Former President Barack Obama is planning a big bash for his 60th birthday in Martha's Vineyard, sources tell The Hill.

The former president, who has spent recent weeks at his home on the posh island, is expected to be joined by dozens of friends at his oceanside abode, set on nearly 30 acres.

“It's going to be big,” said one source.

It's unclear who will be in attendance but one source said many A-listers and friends of the Obamas, including Oprah Winfrey and George Clooney, scored invites.

Guests are being asked to have a COVID-19 test before attending the soiree at the seven-bedroom, nearly 7,000-foot mansion the Obamas purchased for $11.75 million in 2019. – The Hill

How do the elite out-hypocrite thee? Let me count the ways:

    1. Global Warming! The elite guests will be flying in on private jets from all over the country/world to celebrate with Barry on his ocean-front estate which is immune from coastal flooding caused by melting icecaps because important people live here.
    2. Life styles of the rich, famous and “important” people are different. While Barry meant it when he said “I mean, I do think at a certain point you've made enough money,” (BHO, 4-28-10) he meant “you” not him, and the other very important people he hangs with.
    3. C0VID Delta Variant Alert! Super spreader event! Don’t worry though, there is special dispensation for wealthy elitists flying in from all over the globe. Besides, invitees have been advised that all guests will be required to undergo COVID testing and that the event will be overseen by a medical professional, who will ensure that all CDC, state, and local pandemic protocols are followed. So we’re all good!

So happy birthday to the Lightbringer. Do enjoy yourself. The rest of us little peons will just shut up and eat our peas, like you told us to, while you and your pea-brained stand-in continue your very important task of fundamentally transforming Amerika.

Eat-Your-Peas1One of our own MOTI at a Tea Party rally – who knew those would be the good old days?