Wednesday, September 8, 2021

An Existential Threat: Trunalimunumaprzure

Having some fun with a few paraphrases from Joey’s recent inspirational remarks on post-apocalyptic America:

THE PRESIDENT:  “And, folks, the evidence is clear: Climate change [JOE BIDEN] poses an existential threat to our lives, to our economy.  And the threat is here; it’s not going to get any better.  The question: Can it get worse?” [ARE YOU KIDDING? OF COURSE IT CAN - MUCH WORSE!]

“…It’s just going to get worse and worse and worse, because the storms [FAILURES] are going to get worse and worse and worse.” [SEE? I TOLD YOU.]

“And so, folks, we got to listen to the scientists and the economists and the national security experts.  They all tell us this is code red; the nation and the world are in peril.” [I THINK WE CAN ALL STIPULATE TO THE FACT THAT THE NATION AND THE WORLD ARE IN PERIL…BECAUSE JOE BIDEN IS AN EXISTENTIAL THREAT TO OUR LIVES.]  “And that’s not hyperbole.  That is a fact.” 

13 CASKETSFACT: Joe Biden thinks this was an extraordinary success

“My message to everyone grappling with this devastation is: We’re here.  We’re not going home until this gets done.  I really mean that.  We’re not leaving.  We’re going to continue to shout as long as it takes to get real progress here.” [LET’S HEAR YOU SHOUT, AMERICA. AND DON’T STOP TILL WE’VE GOT SOME PROGRESS!]

1-college-football-game-large-crowdAmerica Shouts ‘F**K Joe Biden’ at College Football Games Across America Last Weekend

I defy you to read the rantings of these two (Schumer and Biden) rambling idiots (here) and tell me we are NOT facing an existential threat thanks to our incompetent political elites. And  the threat is neither climate change nor COVID.

Biden’s COVID 2.0 America: trunalimunumaprzure  kidsThe kids head back to school in their Trunalimunumaprzure masks