“They All Look Like Game Show Hosts To Me”

Now I get it, Little Lyin’ Hood’s obsession with “circling back.” For what is a “circle” if not just a slow-motion spin?

All that word salad getting tossed around is just old Slo-Joe’s attempt to follow suite and circle back to some good news.

President Joe Biden put a positive spin on September's disappointing jobs report, focusing on a better unemployment rate. "Today's report has the unemployment rate down to 4.8%, a significant improvement from when I took office.”

You are to ignore the fact that the “significant improvement” he cites is due solely to a dramatic decrease in the labor participation rate (nobody seems to want to work in America anymore for some reason).

Only in the spin-cycle can a jobs report that comes in at less than 40% of expectation (194,000 v 500,000) be considered “disappointing.”

The US added just 194,000 jobs last month, falling far short of expectations for the second consecutive month even as schools reopened and COVID-19 cases began to fall, the feds said Friday.

Especially given that it’s even worse than August’s unexpectedly “disappointing” jobs number:

September’s numbers fell far short of economists’ expectations of 500,000 jobs added, and comes after the country added a disappointing 366,000 jobs in August, according to revised figures released Friday.

Some people would consider that disastrous. But not old Slo-Joe: he’s firmly committed to “circling back” around…and around. He told us that “monthly totals bounce around” – yeah, that’s what numbers do when they are spinning around.

Oh, and for the record: Slo-Joe communicated this “information” while at the “pretend White House” set up on a sound stage in an auditorium in the Eisenhower Executive Office Building across the street from the real White House.

Biden RUNS from reporters on his pretend White House set as they ask him about his embarrassing September jobs report.

Some people have mocked the White House for having built a “literal game show set” for Joe. You’ll be closer to the truth if you think of it more like a “reality show” TV set. At this point Slo-Joe wouldn’t even make an adequate game show host.